My weekly welcome to all you dear newbies. I suffer from a severe case of lazynitis aguditis (acute lazyness for all you uninformed sweeties out there), so I don't welcome each one individually, plus this community is growing faster than a pack of honey bunnies, but I'm definetely happy to see you all here.
You will soon notice how prim and proper we all are. We expect you to live up to our high standards of seriousness, industriousness and decorum.
<whisper> Hey gang, you think I fooled them? Don't you bunch of nuts ruin my welcome to this new crop of unsuspecting guiney pigs! <whisper>