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  1. 04-03-2007 09:37 AM #1
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    Talking Too funny....

    An 88 year old woman decides to do her last will & Testiment so she tells her preacher she has 2 last requests. First is she wants to be creamated and the second, she wants her ashes spread over Walmart. Preacher says "Why Walmart"? Old lady says "That way I'll be sure my 2 daughters visit me twice a week!

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    ROFLMBO that is too funny. She could be right though. That is one way. LOL


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    ROFL ...... now that is funny
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    LOL I must tell my old people that one..they'll love it
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    Oh that is a good one...I actually just got back from there. But if that were me, I'd have me ashes spread out over the Mall... god forbid if my kids were to wear anything form Walmart.... WAIT> WAIT till they start paying for there own clothessss I cant wait! HAHAHAHA

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    Reporters interviewing a 104 year old woman:
    "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"
    She simply replied:
    "No peer pressure."
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    Great jokes...too funny
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    Good stories - reminds me of a situation last year when a couple well into their nineties who were celebrating 70+ years of marriage.
    The husband was asked the secret of such a long marriage - after a thought he said two words
    'Yes Dear'
    There you have it ladiesLOL.
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    Default too funny

    great funnies - made me laugh so hard my dh came to see what had set me off!
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