An 88 year old woman decides to do her last will & Testiment so she tells her preacher she has 2 last requests. First is she wants to be creamated and the second, she wants her ashes spread over Walmart. Preacher says "Why Walmart"? Old lady says "That way I'll be sure my 2 daughters visit me twice a week!
*HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY LADIES & GENTS!*