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    Default "Gone with the Scraps".



    We have some bad news, and some good news.... First, the bad news...

    Dear beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to our beloved Soap... "Days of our Scraps".

    Our ratings have been slipping, and our sponsors refuse to patronise one more season. We would like to thank all of you who have faithfully and loyally supported our program.

    Now, the good news....

    We have been contacted by a leading manufacter, who is eager to sponsor our brand new dramatic drama.... "Gone with the Scraps". The name of our new sponsor is.... "Bouncer... The Quicker Picker Scrapper".

    Our new sponsor are so impressed with our old cast, they have agreed to retain it in its entirety, albeit with some brain washing here and there. Our dramatic drama takes place in the world famous fast scraps restaurant Windey's... Our stellar cast in no order whatsoever is....

    Moonbeam, Queen of the Moonshine, head waitress at Windey's.

    Saccanon, head of the hardware department at the local Home Ripoff.

    Eye Pickaboo, from the ICU department at the near by "Crisis Permanente."

    CropstoDawn, head of public relations in the scrappers conglomerate "CroptillMidanightonly".

    Jazzieal, Private Secratary to the Head of Security at "On the Brink" Security Agency.

    Steve, Head of Security at "On the Brink" Security Agency.

    Smile, Head Detective at "On the Brink" Security Agency.

    Cntrywoman72, Owner of the local watering hole... "Dry Springs".

    Marion, Head Shrink at "Crisis Permanente".

    Mustava Leik, Owner and operator of "Roto Puter".

    Onie, Head nurse of the Emergency Room at "Crisis Permanente".

    Ladybug, #1 exterminator at "Bugs Unlimited".

    Granny, Head coach of the famous "Geritol Raiders".

    We invite you to tune in, same time, same channel, for the opening episode of "Gone with the Scraps."


    Granny the Announcer.


    Marion , Steve, Moonbeam, Ladybug, Wolvsie, Fourfoxes, Vanessa, PinkLollipop and Winnie49 are my buddies!!!

    Please visit my Max Store


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    Brilliant Granny,

    The casting is perfect!

    Marion

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    As the Head of "On the Brink" Security, I was walking the halls doing my rounds, and I noticed the medication locker has been broken into... My concern is, that with all the multiple personalities around here, anyone could be suspect...

    Ok, now who broke into the med locker? Onie was in charge of that floor...

    Visit my aisle in the SBM store!
    My buddies are Granny, Moonbeam and Wolvsie35!

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    Being the head shrink here, I think that the guilty person is always the first one to be the accuser, to throw the suspicion onto some one else. Fes up Steve, You did it yourself!!!!

    Marion (headshrinker)

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    Quote Originally Posted by srussell View Post
    As the Head of "On the Brink" Security,-----You got to be kiddin

    I was walking the halls doing my rounds,----Is that all you do. Cushy job
    and I noticed the medication locker has been broken into...---Youhave the master Key

    My concern is, that with all the multiple personalities around here,-----Like you

    anyone could be suspect...---Like I said before you have the Master Key

    Ok, now who broke into the med locker? ---Fess up you know it is you

    Onie was in charge of that floor... ------and a good charge nurse
    So we wonder Steeve since I heard you are brainless and you have more then 1 wife. Wait till they find out this news.

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    Question Hey granny

    No bars in this one. Well girls I know of a bootleggeer and we could meet at my place to relax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eye View Post
    No bars in this one. Well girls I know of a bootleggeer and we could meet at my place to relax.
    Good idea Eye or here's another idea...since The Queen of Moonshine is the head waitress at Windey's we could crash there..get some of Windey's bright red cups to drink from...and keep up with the gossip around town..let us know

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    Quote Originally Posted by srussell View Post
    As the Head of "On the Brink" Security, I was walking the halls doing my rounds, and I noticed the medication locker has been broken into... My concern is, that with all the multiple personalities around here, anyone could be suspect...

    Ok, now who broke into the med locker? Onie was in charge of that floor...
    Boss...I've been trying to contact our Head Dective Smile but she is no where to be found..I am still not sure of her..Coach Granny could have sent in one of her Raiders to break in the locker..you know how she is..or the Head of Roto Puter Mustava pill..also someone said that Ladybug of Bugs Unlimited was seen snooping around with her rat killer..then again Marion could be right about you...hummm...watch out for any "funny out of the
    ordinary" behavior from everyone...you just never know who the splits are

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    Quote Originally Posted by srussell View Post
    As the Head of "On the Brink" Security, I was walking the halls doing my rounds, and I noticed the medication locker has been broken into... My concern is, that with all the multiple personalities around here, anyone could be suspect...

    Ok, now who broke into the med locker? Onie was in charge of that floor...
    I have evidence that it's Smile!

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    Quote Originally Posted by *eng* View Post
    I have evidence that it's Smile!
    but I'm not spilling. I shall just keep an 'eye' on the detective!

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