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    Quote Originally Posted by srussell View Post
    As the Head of "On the Brink" Security, I was walking the halls doing my rounds, and I noticed the medication locker has been broken into... My concern is, that with all the multiple personalities around here, anyone could be suspect...

    Ok, now who broke into the med locker? Onie was in charge of that floor...
    I have evidence that it's Smile!

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    Quote Originally Posted by *eng* View Post
    I have evidence that it's Smile!
    but I'm not spilling. I shall just keep an 'eye' on the detective!

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    Note to myself: Order warfarin....and peanut butter? unusual product in Hardware store. I need some sleep, time to close the store!

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    Quote Originally Posted by srussell View Post
    Wait! I've got it!

    Whatever happened to PoppaBob? He's been MIA for a while... Maybe he fell though the ice while fishing in Minnesota (he never came back from the wedding) ... Then there's Jessica (our Hillary Swank look-alike) Haven't heard from her in a while either...

    The plot thickens...
    Alas Poor Poppa Bob came to my restaurant for dinner. The crowd was thick.. the place was buzzing - too crowded for comfort and for safety.Just as I as head waitress - and a sterling example of waitressing skills walked past his table balancing 2 trays in each hand.. he moved his chair sharply backward and nooooooooo! the whole tray with a pot of piping hot coffee went down his back . He refused to pay for it so I threw him out! Next thing I know I was retrenched from my position ..yes me!! sacked! sacked for trying to recuperate the restaurants losses from a negligent customer.. OH! well .. I guess I'm gone with the wind ..OH!and you can visit Poppa Bob in ward 6a at Mercy Hospital.

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    Oh before I go look for another job.. Who wants to know who Mustava is?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonbeam View Post
    Oh before I go look for another job.. Who wants to know who Mustava is?..

    Me and everyone else!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by srussell View Post
    Wait! I've got it!

    Then there's Jessica (our Hillary Swank look-alike) Haven't heard from her in a while either...

    The plot thickens...
    There was a wierd man here who kept telling her she had this look alike!She got scared, She ran for her life - out of town at 160kms an hour and never looked back

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    Quote Originally Posted by *eng* View Post
    Me and everyone else!!!!!
    I was going to let Granny discover it ..I left her a clue on the Days of our scraps.. but seeing she closed it so suddenly .. she may not go back there.. I think its because she has a drinking problem and just had to get away from the bar _ I can see no other reason why she walked away! What strength of character to turn your back on the pub like that,
    So I will reveal all..

    I am Mustava



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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzieal View Post
    Detective Smile..just what to you mean being at the bar drinking on the job..
    that is aganist the rules..you mustava lost your mind..On the Brink" Security Agency does not allow that!! if you have finished investigating the writing on the wall..I assume you have since you are having a few beers..you need to go to the looney bin...oppps I mean hospital and investigate..its hard enough to keep up with you (WHOEVER you are)already.. we do not need a tipsy detective on the job...my boss told me to pass all this along to you so if you have a problem with it..take it up with Steve!!!
    Jazz.........I am glad you are so concerned but everyone in Canada drinks on the job. It is the law and besides that, Rootbeer is good for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonbeam View Post
    I was going to let Granny discover it ..I left her a clue on the Days of our scraps.. but seeing she closed it so suddenly .. she may not go back there.. I think its because she has a drinking problem and just had to get away from the bar _ I can see no other reason why she walked away! What strength of character to turn your back on the pub like that,
    So I will reveal all..

    I am Mustava


    Sure Moonbeam.........and I am a fish,,,,,,,,,,,
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