Days of our Scraps!

[NanaC95565]

The other day, one Ape was wearing someone's false teeth then today, there was another one seen with pink lace undies on.

I heard the Fredicks Of Hollywood didn't get a good security system and was broke into. I'm sure the pink undies came from there. The police report said that the burgler got off with a variety of sexy nighties too. SO, if you see a fashion show of sexy nighties on the APES, then we will know for sure who broke in.

As for Granny dancing on the tables, well someone help her off that table before she falls, I understand she broke her Bifocals.

I want my teeth back. Where can I find the monkey that has them. As for the Fredricks Of Hollywood nighties well I have plenty. They aren't mine. But the teeth would be nice to have back. I hate gumming my food. Puree doesn't look appitizing and grind well.

[knzus]

Chapter 2: Day after the party....

*zzzzzZzzZzZzZZzZzzZzZzzzz*

[kimbob]

PHEW!!! "wiping sweat from her brow"....sneaking through on my bike(can't afford a car on the run)... Whole town is sleeping.. who left all these bottles in the road??, EEEK< monkey with big teeth ran across the road wearing a pink gown with fur ends... what is going on? Planet of the Apes and the people have dissapeared?

[Nancy72]

To be sung to the melodie of "Bring Back My Bonnie to me".

Scrappy Granny's Blues.

Last night as I laid on my matterss,
Last night as I laid on my bed,
Some turkeys came into my bedroom,
And took all my stuffing away....

Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

I knew it was Marion and Onie,
I knew it was Memories and Steve,
I knew it was that lousy Scraps mate,
I knew it was time to repent....

Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

I asked my dear Eye for some help here,
I asked her to give me a hand,
She grabed me by both of my ankles,
And turn me side down on my head...

Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
Put back, oh put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

Moonbeam is out of my life now,
Ladybug just couldn't care less,
I think I lost all of my marbles,
I think is the end of my game!

Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

Granny

My MIL sang this song to my DH at bedtime when he was just a little boy...older words, of course...;o)

[Nancy72]

Don't give up your day job! hehehe As for being rich and famous you are already both granny, Rich in words, anyway. You sure so have a talent, Maybe you should try MTV or CMT and see what they do for you...
I can see the video... Granny playing her guitar on her mattress stuff with money, singing a tune from Bring Back my Bonnie to Me, tossing around a CD, that Memories can't seem to get and Marion swaying back and forth, holding her trophy, stirring her new batch of her famous chili and humming to the tune.

I see the next "IDOL" star...and...mmmmmmmm...maybe Granny should ditch the mattress before trying out!!!

[Nancy72]

I think the question is "is there any sane ones here"

Why, yes... ...of course ...I just entered...

P.S. I promise not to quote and reply to every entry as i pass through...;o)

[Nancy72]

eye, ill hire ya as my bouncer. Anyone attempting to bring tainted cookies into my bar, you can tackle them.

Announcement: Becca's Scrap Bar is holding a halloween costume party and kareoke contest. Winner will receive a CD of Granny and the Scrappers, singing her songs. Food will be provided so no tainted donations please. Entry fee is $8 or scrap fabric for clothes, proceeds go to the Scrap Addicts Mental Hospice and the Scrap Heap Homeless shelter.

"Scrap Heap Homeless Shelter"

ROFLOL!!!!!

[knzus]

*yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwn*

*cracks open one eye and blinks into the sun*

Huh? What time is it? And why am I lying in the middle of Scrapsville Avenue? Oh, dear...did I get Granny home all right after the party? Oh my, I better go check.

*whoooooooooooooosh* What was THAT?!?!? Looked like kimbob being chased by apes with big teeth and pink fuzzy negligees!

*faints from shock*

[OnieRN]

She got home safe and sound! Now, I am concerned that EYE & Dr. Marion may of gotten lost. They were last seen driving down a dirt road toward the Animal Shelter. I think EYE is planning on adopting herself an APE to take home. She heard that the one with the pink nighty was there. Dr. Marion says she will talk her out of it. I think it would be easier to just go buy a pink nighty.

[jazzieal]

Man oh Man what a day its been in Scrapsville..I've not been here..Ive been going around the countryside tryin to get oders for security systems..that boss of mine Steve (who is NEVER at work) sent me a message to sell MORE...geeze..I noticed that kimbob tried to sneak thru town and the apes got after her...did they catch her?? Nana if you are going to look for granny's mattress just follow the smell...you cant miss it...
I guess everyone had a good time at the party...that dad blame granny was to cheap to buy food for the party..plastic pizza, peanuts and popcorn..some of it may have been wax because I know I saw some eating it...guess they are all sick today...
Nancy pleasssseeee dont let Granny hear you say her name and american idol in the same sentence..picture this..Hollywood..Granny with her mattress strapped on her back..crashing the American Idol show..singing that goofy song she wrote...Randy and Paula rolling on the floor laughing.. Simon and Granny going at each other like little banny roosters...and whats his name trying to break them up..OH heaven forbid...(speaking of american idol..I think somone tampered with the votes this week..I was in shock about a couple that got voted off)
Knazus what happened to you..waking up in the middle the street..good thing everyone had hangovers and couldnt drive..thought you were drinking dr pepper anyway!!!
Onie, dont worry too much about eye and Dr. Ducter..they have had survival training so even if they are lost they will be ok...we might could write the story up as a script and turn it in to the Lost show...keep the thought...