Chapter 2: Day after the party....
PHEW!!! "wiping sweat from her brow"....sneaking through on my bike(can't afford a car on the run)... Whole town is sleeping.. who left all these bottles in the road??, EEEK< monkey with big teeth ran across the road wearing a pink gown with fur ends... what is going on? Planet of the Apes and the people have dissapeared?
*cracks open one eye and blinks into the sun*
Huh? What time is it? And why am I lying in the middle of Scrapsville Avenue? Oh, dear...did I get Granny home all right after the party? Oh my, I better go check.
*whoooooooooooooosh* What was THAT?!?!? Looked like kimbob being chased by apes with big teeth and pink fuzzy negligees!
*faints from shock*
She got home safe and sound! Now, I am concerned that EYE & Dr. Marion may of gotten lost. They were last seen driving down a dirt road toward the Animal Shelter. I think EYE is planning on adopting herself an APE to take home. She heard that the one with the pink nighty was there. Dr. Marion says she will talk her out of it. I think it would be easier to just go buy a pink nighty.
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Man oh Man what a day its been in Scrapsville..I've not been here..Ive been going around the countryside tryin to get oders for security systems..that boss of mine Steve (who is NEVER at work) sent me a message to sell MORE...geeze..I noticed that kimbob tried to sneak thru town and the apes got after her...did they catch her?? Nana if you are going to look for granny's mattress just follow the smell...you cant miss it...
I guess everyone had a good time at the party...that dad blame granny was to cheap to buy food for the party..plastic pizza, peanuts and popcorn..some of it may have been wax because I know I saw some eating it...guess they are all sick today...
Nancy pleasssseeee dont let Granny hear you say her name and american idol in the same sentence..picture this..Hollywood..Granny with her mattress strapped on her back..crashing the American Idol show..singing that goofy song she wrote...Randy and Paula rolling on the floor laughing.. Simon and Granny going at each other like little banny roosters...and whats his name trying to break them up..OH heaven forbid...(speaking of american idol..I think somone tampered with the votes this week..I was in shock about a couple that got voted off)
Knazus what happened to you..waking up in the middle the street..good thing everyone had hangovers and couldnt drive..thought you were drinking dr pepper anyway!!!
Onie, dont worry too much about eye and Dr. Ducter..they have had survival training so even if they are lost they will be ok...we might could write the story up as a script and turn it in to the Lost show...keep the thought...
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