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    Default Days of our Scraps!

    As we say goodbye to our old protagonists in the old "As the Stomack Turns", we say hello to our new soap opera.... "Days of our Scraps". We are not quite sure yet who will make us the stellar cast, but they are sure to shine! Sooooooooo...

    We ask you to stay tune, same time, same channel, for the first episode of....

    "Days of our Scraps!".

    Our program is sponsored by.... "PeptoBysmal Insurance". Because one scrap in not enough!

    Granny the Announcer.

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    Poooor Granny, Did we make you ill??? I can see this one starting out with the poor granny on her death bed holding out the millions she stashes in her mattress. Everyones is just waiting for her to crook so they can get their hands on the money! Marion is putting cynide into her peptobysmal.
    ~~ Comercial

    My Buddies: Jazz, Smile, Sue, Eng and Eye "CHILLS", Poppabob, PKdoll, Onie, Pickngrin

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    Quote Originally Posted by crops2dawn View Post
    Marion is putting cynide into her peptobysmal.
    ~~ Comercial

    No no no! You've got the story all wrong. It is not me with the cyanide, remember what Steve had to say in a previous post? And I quote here "I was going to offer you some oatmeal raisin cookies I just made (I added some battery acid just for you for extra flavor), but I'm think I'll give them to Marion instead."

    Poison is not my style!

    Marion

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    i dont mind taking her as long as I get part of the cut!!!

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    Here is our new soap opera in the making. It will be a reality show called "The life of Scrappy Granny" Catchy title isn't it?

    Marion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marion View Post
    Here is our new soap opera in the making. It will be a reality show called "The life of Scrappy Granny" Catchy title isn't it?

    Marion
    I feel a song coming on !

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    To be sung to the melodie of "Bring Back My Bonnie to me".

    Scrappy Granny's Blues.

    Last night as I laid on my matterss,
    Last night as I laid on my bed,
    Some turkeys came into my bedroom,
    And took all my stuffing away....

    Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
    Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

    I knew it was Marion and Onie,
    I knew it was Memories and Steve,
    I knew it was that lousy Scraps mate,
    I knew it was time to repent....

    Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
    Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

    I asked my dear Eye for some help here,
    I asked her to give me a hand,
    She grabed me by both of my ankles,
    And turn me side down on my head...

    Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
    Put back, oh put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

    Moonbeam is out of my life now,
    Ladybug just couldn't care less,
    I think I lost all of my marbles,
    I think is the end of my game!

    Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
    Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

    Granny
    Last edited by Granny; 10-25-2006 at 04:55 PM.

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    I absolutely love the song Granny!!!!! Yet another undiscovered talent!

    Marion

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    And in honor of Granny's new career, here is a special page to fit the occasion!

    Marion

    I will upload the full size copy to the gallery as well.
    Attached Images

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    Marion, thank you, this is really wonderful! I feel really honored. And thanks to Eng for suggesting a song. Well, my word, I think we should all take our soap opera to NBC or CBS and ask them to give us a job. We have one completed drama and one in the making.

    We can all be rich a famous!!!!!

    Granny

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