Days of our Scraps!

[jazzieal]

Cropie..glad you have power again..your bowling sounds like mine..we could start a league and call ourselves Gutter Girls...90% of my balls end up in the gutter....every once in awhile I get a few pins down and once in a blue moon I get a strike..havent bowled in years..we used to get a bunch together and bowl from 12-3 on Friday and Sat nights..as many as wanted to could bowl for $5 per lane..cheap and fun...the cafe there had the best hamburgers and fries..we spent our money on eating..lol

[sacannon]

Hey, who's team am I on???? I use to bowl ok, but can't guarantee that now. Actually I would start with an average of about 145 or more. But by the end of the season it went down instead of up. I guess I got tired of bowling! My highest score on league was 203. But I did bowl one game higher than that off league. I don't remember the exact score though, maybe something like 215. But I had more than enough low games!

Anyone want me on their team???

[OnieRN]

Sue, Granny and I was hoping that you and Eye would join our team!

I really love your potential average! My average is about 110 with a 98 handicap!

Oh this is going to be so much fun,,,,,, We need someone to keep track of the different teams forming.

[crops2dawn]

Jazz... the Gutter Girls it is!! I like that...lol I never ate much when I bowled, but I sure did put away a few beers...maybe that was my problem.
Hey Doll does that sound good to you???? I bet you got some gutter stories ya can tell us...hahaha Dont be shy!!!! Plus you can be the one that gives us some points....lol Can we bowl with two hands???? hahahaha
Anyone else who wants to join the Gutter Girls please speak up.... we are a PROUD bunch....lol

[Manatee25]

Oh me me me!! MEEE!!!!! I am a total GUTTER GIRL!!!! I have a proud low score of 14!!!!!!! Ok.. so that was a really bad night. My high score is 114!!!! LOL... So the gutter girls is definitely the team for me!! Do you mind if I join ya!?!?!

Yeah, I am so excited to see everyone back in town!! What a happy dapper day!!!

p.s. granny, Onie came up with the great idea for the bowling alley and wolvsie and I joined her as partners. So the three of us got the papers and bought the property from Mayor Doll!!! Good to finally have you back!

[sacannon]

Oh Thanks Onie, I should have read back a page I missed that post. I mainly drink water these days but I would probably enjoy at least one Mojito! (stomach issue's) I had an Endoscopy on Monday. I found out that I have a Hiatal Hernia and Gastritis. They also did a biopsy, but I haven't found out anything about that yet. They also told be to get a gall bladder work up. So I am trying not to eat or drink to much stuff that would bother my stomach......hmmm Does that pizza count that I had last night and left overs today????

[Granny]

Hey, Sacs, my pal... I knew we had a lot in common. I got one of those hiaitieialel things, and gastriates, more gas than anything. I have to take Prilosec every morning or else!!!!! What a pain in the ............ And I make the funniest noises.

Well, I got to tell you what happened to Ladybug and me. We were talking through Messenger with our webcams and mikes, and I made that funny noise. Is not a burpe, nor a hicup, is just really weird and comes from no where. So I excused myself and told Ladybug that it wasn't a burpe, just that stupic hernia thing. Well, she said ok, and we went on with our conversation.

About a month later, we were talking on the puter again, and she let off the worse burp you ever heard, and she very seriously proceds to tell me... "Ops, sorry, ST, that was not a burpe, is an ingrown nail I got from way back!"

Oh, my word, I though I was going to die laughing. Then I tried to call my mom on the phone to tell her the story, but Ladybug and I were laughing so hard and peeing our pants, I couln't tell my mom what was wrong...

Well, ok, you had to be there!

Anyhow, glad you got the place through legal channels and every thing with the bowling alley is on the up and ups! Now, about my bowling average and handicap. I've mentally handicap ever since I could remember, and I get confused about the score part. Is it golf you want the smallest number and the highest in bowling, or is it the other way around? Darn if I remember. I figure, with either game, if I'm going to spend all that time, money and energy on the stupid game, I'm going to hit those stupids things as many times as I can. No birdie for me! So clear the lanes, I'm going to use the biggest iron driver I got to hit them baskets, and no gutters for me, I got them all replaced when the rains started!

So there!

Glad to be back, folks!

[pkdoll]

I'm in!!! I will be a gutter girl-love the name!! Thanks for inviting me crops!! Love your new avatar. Once I had a gutter ball come out of the gutter and make a split for me-that was too funny!!!

[pkdoll]

Hey, Sacs, my pal... I knew we had a lot in common. I got one of those hiaitieialel things, and gastriates, more gas than anything. I have to take Prilosec every morning or else!!!!! What a pain in the ............ And I make the funniest noises.

Well, I got to tell you what happened to Ladybug and me. We were talking through Messenger with our webcams and mikes, and I made that funny noise. Is not a burpe, nor a hicup, is just really weird and comes from no where. So I excused myself and told Ladybug that it wasn't a burpe, just that stupic hernia thing. Well, she said ok, and we went on with our conversation.

About a month later, we were talking on the puter again, and she let off the worse burp you ever heard, and she very seriously proceds to tell me... "Ops, sorry, ST, that was not a burpe, is an ingrown nail I got from way back!"

Oh, my word, I though I was going to die laughing. Then I tried to call my mom on the phone to tell her the story, but Ladybug and I were laughing so hard and peeing our pants, I couln't tell my mom what was wrong...

Well, ok, you had to be there!

Anyhow, glad you got the place through legal channels and every thing with the bowling alley is on the up and ups! Now, about my bowling average and handicap. I've mentally handicap ever since I could remember, and I get confused about the score part. Is it golf you want the smallest number and the highest in bowling, or is it the other way around? Darn if I remember. I figure, with either game, if I'm going to spend all that time, money and energy on the stupid game, I'm going to hit those stupids things as many times as I can. No birdie for me! So clear the lanes, I'm going to use the biggest iron driver I got to hit them baskets, and no gutters for me, I got them all replaced when the rains started!

So there!

Glad to be back, folks!

Granny you are just toooooo funny!!! Glad you are back too, back to your old self that is!!

[jazzieal]

Sounds like we are going to have a great time with our Gutter Girls...me, crops, manatee and doll...wow what a team...anyone else please feel free to join us..the more the merrier...and yes cropie..bowling with 2 hands is definately in...and maybe we should have a lane on the end so we only have to worry about our gutter balls bouncing on one lane!!!!