Days of our Scraps!

[*eng*]

We need the whips after all Bobby Bear .........and lasoo's me thinks!!

[jazzieal]

thats not all

we might need some straight jackets and padded cells too...
Bobby get to work....
ya'll are a hoot thanks for all the laughs and fun

[Marion]

Marion, help me........................

Granny

I am here for ya Granny! No worry!

Marion

[Granny]

Don't get personal... You still want that blasted cd, don't you?

Granny

[cntrywoman72]

Maybe Granny is paying Steve off for the battery-acid cookie recipe?!?!

[srussell]

That would explain all the PM's I've been getting from Granny this weekend...

[eye]

where is everyone?

Did everyone get killed off in the cliff hangers and left me behind to drown in my sorrows of what if or what could have been or why didn't I do something when I seen the signs.

[OnieRN]

Your not alone Eyes

I think the time change affected everyone! They must have turned their clocks the wrong way by a few days!!!!

Maybe the characters on "Days o our Scraps" got stuck in a time warp!

nie

[sacannon]

Our regularly scheduled soapscrap will not be broadcast today due to contract negotiations and a visit by the local psychiatrist....Now for a word from our sponsor...

[Granny]

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We now return to our continuing saga.... "Days of our Scraps!"

Granny the Announcer...

[*eng*]

*is hiding coz lots of ghosties, whichies, broom stix, and hocus pocus about tonite* not to mention fingers!

[crops2dawn]

Man, If I was confused before now, I'm really confused now! Who am I?? Where am I?? what am I doing here??? and who the heck are you????? And what's with the fingers!? Let KFC alone! It's not there fault they have tooo many trans fats in there oil. Hey Granny I need a translator! I turning Japenese. no longer speaking the laguage here.hehehhe ...YO Memories do ya got yore ceedee yet?

[cntrywoman72]

omg Crops must have eaten a cookie. Shes loosing it!!! Is there a Dr. in the house? Where is Dr. Scrapenstein?

[crops2dawn]

THAT NOT GOOOD Memories! I bet u never pay for it, or you check bouncie bouncie bouncie. hehehe me turning japanese i really thinks soo

[OnieRN]

Hey Cntrywomen

Not a doctor here but a nurse! Will that do? I do beliee this scrapin world has gotten all crazy...... Have you heard the latest????? KFC will now carry veggimate in honor of the Auzzie's and GRANNY! OMG, what next???

nie