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    Sure darn thing... that is Ian sleepin' in that chair by the door... So thats where he was I thought he was goin' over there to help Rick fix the place up a bit... anyways... he's a gonna get it for sleepin' on the job agin... Next time NO BEER UNTIL THEY FINISH THE WORK!!!
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    Just released on the market ... Prime commercial real estate bargain of the year... any fair offer considered. If you would like to move in to Max County make an offer and the General Store could be yours... the whole town will pop in and visit you we all do our shopping there. To register your interest in owning this store please post your claim below and the store is yours.. Who will be the towns next GROCER?

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    Here's conversation by 2 staff members in My Discount variety $2 store:
    Jenny: " I have a great idea, we could make some joke items and sell them in the store, we'd make a fortune on it"

    Patty: Sounds Great.. I know!... We could buy a thousand tines of baked beans, make new labels for themand sell them as a spa bath"

    Jenny: "What???"

    Patty: it's a joke rememeber... - ya know what Baked beans do to ya"

    Jenny" Oh YEah LOL"

    Patty" The labels we make will say ... MAGIC BEAN SPA BATH" and the instructions will read.
    Eat can of Baked beans
    wait 2-3 hrs
    get into warm bath
    you have auto spa bath

    Jenny " let's do it..
    ( the girls do their stuff and stock the shelves with their tins of MAGIC BEAN SPA BATH and they sell for triple what they paid for them)

    They DO sell like hotcakes..people chuckle but then.............................................
    Customer comes to counter and asks
    Customer: " Do these really work? Do you TIP the beans into the water? "

    Jenny REALLY!!! she did ask that! so Jenny tells Patty about it and....) " oh my! No wonder they put such rediculously explicit instructions on labels "

    Patty:< laughing with tears rolling down cheeks> " You should have told her -Yeah... it would be worth the refund when she came back"


    This might not be funny except it is a true story...



    OK so all you residents and visitors to Max County... what's been happening at YOUR place of employment... have any funny stories about the work place?
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    Wow!!! I Love the Picture you took of my store!! You showed off all of the Purdy flowers. Yes I would pay your photography fee. Kaye I would Gladly sit on your porch and drink a cold brew. That Scrapbook store sure is inviting!!

    We need a new sheriff, someone was running down main street screaming the aliens are coming!! I think Doctor Marion might have a new Patient in town!! Might have to borrow a horse from saloon to round up this new patient





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    ROTF!!!! I have been to towns where that would be a actual conversation!!!!! hehehehehehehe





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    some interestin staff members that you have workin for ya Moon. It's nice to see thure enterprisin spritit though!

    Not sure i'm in a position to tell too many of the stories that i hear though, ya know a bartenders like a doctor...people get lonely, mosy on in and spill the beans....not your sorta beans if ya know what I mean.

    Kimmy, I bin meanin to tell the town to look our for the alien preacher, he skippped into town week afor last and spoke to folk here in the saloon about strange lights in the sky that he's heard about ...here abouts......an he booked hiself a room here and wanders out afta sun down and takes a bottle of ma moonshine...errr whisky and watches the sky, jus waitin, jus watchin, then BOOM......he done near broke ma sallon doors down cryin out ....with what you said Kimmy "the aliens are comin, the aliens are comin" well shooot, I sent him packin, throws his duffel bag out tha front door and kicked his scrawny beehind and said i didn't want folks around here getting scared by his nonsense talk. So I sees he made it to the main street then!

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    Yeppers!!! Ima Thinkin he a needing straight jacket!! Lets Hope he don't go a Streaking!!

    We might have to deputize our quit-tired sheriff again to get him run outta Max County!!





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    naaaaa never gnna happen, last I sees of him he was fighting all the women for the special 50%off in Moons scrapbooking store , right there on tha main street. i kid you not!!

    heard she was holdin some classes and his name was right there first on tha list....I kid you not, I sees it with me own eyes...I was second on the list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmyann View Post
    ROTF!!!! I have been to towns where that would be a actual conversation!!!!! hehehehehehehe
    It was an actual conversation... names are changed to protect the innocent. But I made the tins of Magic bean Spa Bath
    KAYE! I have a diary from Grabba Bargain Discount Store where we worked... maybe the Diary was after your time... not sure bu there are plenty " Customer Of the Day " stories in there... all real!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonbeam View Post
    It was an actual conversation... names are changed to protect the innocent. But I made the tins of Magic bean Spa Bath
    KAYE! I have a diary from Grabba Bargain Discount Store where we worked... maybe the Diary was after your time... not sure bu there are plenty " Customer Of the Day " stories in there... all real!
    I can't remember the diary, but I only remember one heck of a story where you got a thief in a headlock!!!
    Guys this is a real and true story

    Oh and when i asked our managers wife is she was Gay....therafter realizing what i had said and proceeded to be embarrassed has she not been Gay (Gay was our managers wifes name) ((I hadn't met the owners wife before))

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