The i-*** implant

[Vanessa]

My daughter sent me this in a text message the other day.

"Apple computers announced today the development of a chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The i-*** will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.

[Vanessa]

Don't know how this ended up here, it was supposed to be under Joke of the day. Must be the long days and short nights getting to me.