"Gone with the Scraps".

Since I am head of the hardware department at the Local Home Ripoff, I am stuck here late doing inventory. I can't believe we sold all those shovels, some dingbat came down and bought a whole lot of them. Guess I need to re-order, but since winter is coming on I better order snow shovels instead. Let's see now, Keys. Well it looks like we have most types. I still have to order a few. What else are we out of......

Wait! I've got it!

Whatever happened to PoppaBob? He's been MIA for a while... Maybe he fell though the ice while fishing in Minnesota (he never came back from the wedding) ... Then there's Jessica (our Hillary Swank look-alike) Haven't heard from her in a while either...

The plot thickens...

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Originally Posted by sacannon

Since I am head of the hardware department at the Local Home Ripoff, I am stuck here late doing inventory. I can't believe we sold all those shovels, some dingbat came down and bought a whole lot of them. Guess I need to re-order, but since winter is coming on I better order snow shovels instead. Let's see now, Keys. Well it looks like we have most types. I still have to order a few. What else are we out of......

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Do not forget to order lots of warfarin-----mixed with peanut butter it will kill a rat in their tracks.:)

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Originally Posted by srussell

As the Head of "On the Brink" Security, I was walking the halls doing my rounds, and I noticed the medication locker has been broken into... My concern is, that with all the multiple personalities around here, anyone could be suspect...

Ok, now who broke into the med locker? Onie was in charge of that floor... :cool:

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I have evidence that it's Smile!

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Originally Posted by *eng*

I have evidence that it's Smile!

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but I'm not spilling. I shall just keep an 'eye' on the detective!

Note to myself: Order warfarin....and peanut butter? unusual product in Hardware store. I need some sleep, time to close the store!

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Originally Posted by srussell

Wait! I've got it!

Whatever happened to PoppaBob? He's been MIA for a while... Maybe he fell though the ice while fishing in Minnesota (he never came back from the wedding) ... Then there's Jessica (our Hillary Swank look-alike) Haven't heard from her in a while either...

The plot thickens...

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Alas Poor Poppa Bob came to my restaurant for dinner. http://www.pinkcity.net/dil_cool_wor...s/image313.gif The crowd was thick.. the place was buzzing - too crowded for comfort and for safety.Just as I as head waitress - and a sterling example of waitressing skills walked past his table balancing 2 trays in each hand.. he moved his chair sharply backward and nooooooooo! the whole tray with a pot of piping hot coffee went down his back . http://moonlight.gamerzunderground.c...ies/kettle.gifHe refused to pay for it so I threw him out! Next thing I know I was retrenched from my position ..yes me!! sacked! sacked for trying to recuperate the restaurants losses from a negligent customer.. OH! well .. I guess I'm gone with the wind ..OH!and you can visit Poppa Bob in ward 6a at Mercy Hospital.http://www.pinkcity.net/dil_cool_wor...s/image264.gif

Oh before I go look for another job.. Who wants to know who Mustava is?..

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Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Oh before I go look for another job.. Who wants to know who Mustava is?..

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Me and everyone else!!!!!;)