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  • Granny
    MAX! Mastermind
    • Mar 2006
    • 6405

    Days of our Scraps!

    As we say goodbye to our old protagonists in the old "As the Stomack Turns", we say hello to our new soap opera.... "Days of our Scraps". We are not quite sure yet who will make us the stellar cast, but they are sure to shine! Sooooooooo...

    We ask you to stay tune, same time, same channel, for the first episode of....

    "Days of our Scraps!".

    Our program is sponsored by.... "PeptoBysmal Insurance". Because one scrap in not enough!

    Granny the Announcer.
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    Marion , Steve, Moonbeam, Ladybug, Wolvsie, Fourfoxes, Vanessa, PinkLollipop and Winnie49 are my buddies!!!

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  • crops2dawn
    MAX! Mastermind
    • Jul 2006
    • 4560

    #2
    Poooor Granny, Did we make you ill??? I can see this one starting out with the poor granny on her death bed holding out the millions she stashes in her mattress. Everyones is just waiting for her to crook so they can get their hands on the money! Marion is putting cynide into her peptobysmal.
    ~~ Comercial

    My Buddies: Jazz, Smile, Sue, Eng and Eye "CHILLS", Poppabob, PKdoll, Onie, Pickngrin

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    • Marion
      MAX! Mastermind
      • Feb 2006
      • 6460

      #3
      Originally posted by crops2dawn View Post
      Marion is putting cynide into her peptobysmal.
      ~~ Comercial

      No no no! You've got the story all wrong. It is not me with the cyanide, remember what Steve had to say in a previous post? And I quote here "I was going to offer you some oatmeal raisin cookies I just made (I added some battery acid just for you for extra flavor), but I'm think I'll give them to Marion instead."

      Poison is not my style!

      Marion

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      • cntrywoman72
        Senior Member
        • Jul 2006
        • 212

        #4
        i dont mind taking her as long as I get part of the cut!!!
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        • Marion
          MAX! Mastermind
          • Feb 2006
          • 6460

          #5
          Here is our new soap opera in the making. It will be a reality show called "The life of Scrappy Granny" Catchy title isn't it?

          Marion

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          • *eng*
            MAX! Mastermind
            • Apr 2006
            • 9458

            #6
            Originally posted by Marion View Post
            Here is our new soap opera in the making. It will be a reality show called "The life of Scrappy Granny" Catchy title isn't it?

            Marion
            I feel a song coming on !
            My BUDDIES Crops, Eye, Jazz, Smile, Sue, Rosana,twpclerk, Moonlightpearl and Vanessa

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            • Granny
              MAX! Mastermind
              • Mar 2006
              • 6405

              #7
              To be sung to the melodie of "Bring Back My Bonnie to me".

              Scrappy Granny's Blues.

              Last night as I laid on my matterss,
              Last night as I laid on my bed,
              Some turkeys came into my bedroom,
              And took all my stuffing away....

              Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
              Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

              I knew it was Marion and Onie,
              I knew it was Memories and Steve,
              I knew it was that lousy Scraps mate,
              I knew it was time to repent....

              Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
              Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

              I asked my dear Eye for some help here,
              I asked her to give me a hand,
              She grabed me by both of my ankles,
              And turn me side down on my head...

              Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
              Put back, oh put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

              Moonbeam is out of my life now,
              Ladybug just couldn't care less,
              I think I lost all of my marbles,
              I think is the end of my game!

              Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
              Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

              Granny
              Last edited by Granny; 10-25-2006, 03:55 PM.
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              Marion , Steve, Moonbeam, Ladybug, Wolvsie, Fourfoxes, Vanessa, PinkLollipop and Winnie49 are my buddies!!!

              Please visit my Max Store

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              • Marion
                MAX! Mastermind
                • Feb 2006
                • 6460

                #8
                I absolutely love the song Granny!!!!! Yet another undiscovered talent!

                Marion

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                • Marion
                  MAX! Mastermind
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 6460

                  #9
                  And in honor of Granny's new career, here is a special page to fit the occasion!

                  Marion

                  I will upload the full size copy to the gallery as well.
                  Attached Files

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                  • Granny
                    MAX! Mastermind
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 6405

                    #10
                    Marion, thank you, this is really wonderful! I feel really honored. And thanks to Eng for suggesting a song. Well, my word, I think we should all take our soap opera to NBC or CBS and ask them to give us a job. We have one completed drama and one in the making.

                    We can all be rich a famous!!!!!

                    Granny
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                    Marion , Steve, Moonbeam, Ladybug, Wolvsie, Fourfoxes, Vanessa, PinkLollipop and Winnie49 are my buddies!!!

                    Please visit my Max Store

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                    • crops2dawn
                      MAX! Mastermind
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 4560

                      #11
                      Don't give up your day job! hehehe As for being rich and famous you are already both granny, Rich in words, anyway. You sure so have a talent, Maybe you should try MTV or CMT and see what they do for you...
                      I can see the video... Granny playing her guitar on her mattress stuff with money, singing a tune from Bring Back my Bonnie to Me, tossing around a CD, that Memories can't seem to get and Marion swaying back and forth, holding her trophy, stirring her new batch of her famous chili and humming to the tune.

                      My Buddies: Jazz, Smile, Sue, Eng and Eye "CHILLS", Poppabob, PKdoll, Onie, Pickngrin

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                      • sacannon
                        MAX! Mastermind
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 6556

                        #12
                        I don't know, it sounds like Granny needs to keep some of those cement blocks around for protection! Great song Granny and I love the layout Marion. You sure are quick putting things together!
                        Last edited by sacannon; 10-25-2006, 05:01 PM. Reason: error in text
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                        • Marion
                          MAX! Mastermind
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 6460

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sacannon View Post
                          I love the layout Marion. You sure are quick putting things together!
                          Got to keep your wits about you with this bunch!

                          Marion

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                          • Granny
                            MAX! Mastermind
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 6405

                            #14
                            Never mind the praises, send the money!!!!

                            Marion and I are planning our next world tour, need the money to pay for the canoe!!!

                            Oh, ok, thanks for the nice and not so nice words (MTV, AMC, you calling me old or something?)

                            Granny
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                            Marion , Steve, Moonbeam, Ladybug, Wolvsie, Fourfoxes, Vanessa, PinkLollipop and Winnie49 are my buddies!!!

                            Please visit my Max Store

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                            • NanaC95565
                              Digi Sage
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 1321

                              #15
                              Ok All. Nothing like a great laugh first thing in the morning. Granny you are hilarious love the song, Marion great LO. and everyone else, it was a very good laugh. it's been a ehile since I have laughed that hard. thanks


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