Previews of coming attractions

[Granny]

And now a word from our sponsors...

The long await sequel to the long time running, long on crazyness and short on brains "Days of our Scraps" is coming very, very soon. There will be a very short recap of the famous soap, follow by an even shorter intro into the new saga.

There are still a few roles available, so if you ever wanted to see your name plastered all over creation, defamed, and liebeled, this is your chance. Please stop by the Mayor's office and get yourself a business licence, then proceed to the real state office and get yourself a place to live. We don't allowed unemployed, homeless bums in this here town.

Don't forget to tune in at the same time tomorrow for the exciting unveiling... Ops, I mean, premier of.....

SCRAPSVILLE.... The sequel!!

:eek:

[Manatee25]

WOOOT! I am EXCITED!!!! starting to Pop the popcorn now so that there is plenty to share!!

[pkdoll]

Yippppeeee! The saga continues!! Everyone is happily preparing the town for a new face lift!!:)

[sacannon]

Can't wait!

[OnieRN]

Three Cheers for Granny and Scrapsville!!!!

[fourfoxes]

On with the show . . . . !

[wolvsie35]

This is so exciting....Can't wait...
*looks around for the popcorn*

[O2BNGdHope]

Hi, Gang! Let me skooch in here, too and I've brought chips and dip! And the hot wings are warming.......

[Granny]

In preparation for the premier of "Scrapsville", sequel to "Days of Our Scraps", we would like to introduce the new cast... If you are a member of the cast, we request that you post your name, ocupation, criminal records... Ops, no, no, I mean, you mug shot (citizenship plaque). This information will be used against you... Ops, what is it with me today? Froide, were are you?

We would also like to request that in the interest of keeping the new saga sweet, short and to the point, cast members refrain from using the soap as a chat room!!!! Also, poll dancing and other unseemly conduct is banned!!! No arguments.

The investigation continues regarding the dissapereance of Steve's wify!!!

Ok, folks... Roll call!!!

[Smile]

Hay Granny am I still a reporter / detective there. I was away so long on this trip to the Middle East that I forget who I am....:eek: Is this picture of me ok. I half to admit I did dress up for it and put on my best smile.............:eek:

[Granny]

Awesome!!!! I'll get right on it!

;)

[O2BNGdHope]

This is the town sheriff. I sent my photo to you to have put on my badge but haven't yet received it back.

[Granny]

You're going to receive it in about 2 minutes. Hang on!!!!

[Granny]

Smile, you nut, how can I send you the certificate, if I don't have your e-mail address???

:eek:

[fourfoxes]

Medical Clinic Office Manager here! Reporting for duty! I did send a photo to you Granny? Did you get it? :)

[sacannon]

You don't want us old farts to post ours do you? I have my Id from before! (Home Rippoff Store Manager)

[eye]

Gee was I left out sniff sniff.Nice picture of smiles and it is really her ha ha.She must of been cold in the Dominican ha ha.

[OnieRN]

Hey Granny! Since I was one of the orginal cast members, I never was given a certificate and was never asked for my picture. So, if I understand right, you want all of us to submit our bio with a goofy picture!

:eek:

[Granny]

Onie, dear, your regular picture is goofy enough!!!

Fourfoxes, I thought for sure I had sent you the certificate already!!!! I'll send it again.

Eye, did you send me a picture? Can you send one now, pretty please...

Sue... Yes, please post the certificate. The young farts need to see who the old farts are!!!

Come on, everyone... Get certified!!!!!

;)

[OnieRN]

So Granny, does this picture work for you?

[O2BNGdHope]

Ok, I got it. I saved it to photobucket and tried to put it on here but the size seemed huge. How do I resize to fit in the signature without it looking too big? the size of the file said 566 x 418.

[nanwu]

hi all,
I'm nanwu, maintenance engineer and head cook at the b&b. I also run a little take away/catering service from my condo. I am a certified (or is that certifable) chef!............... Am sprusing up the condo and giving it a new paint job for the new series.......and will be running special rate's for the take away & catering service for the first month. I also make a little vino down in my basement..........so stay out of there.......I have over time also become the town tunnel digger........specialising in escape routes....(not that anyone in this town ever does anything wrong)...LOL

[sacannon]

Ok, here is my certificate, but it took forever to find it. I couldn't remember where I hid it! :rolleyes: The string around my finger didn't help either! Oh, I changed my picture on it. I didn't like the other one.

In case you don't know me, I am the manager of the Home Rip Off Store. I carry all kinds of products. What ever you might need. Like Duct Tape (That gets a lot of use around Scrapsville!) Shovels, Goo Gone....to get that sticky Duct Tape off. Vegimite....Don't ask! I have the best prices in town too...Snicker...hehehe! I have ordinary stuff you might need, like paint and brushes too.

[*eng*]

My certificate must have got lost when I did a system restore. Can I get a copy? I had the beauty salon before or has it ben demolished :D

[OnieRN]

Granny, For some reason I can not upload a regular digi pic here. Every pic I try to upload says it's too big. I can not imagine how or why. They are in their original state with no croping and not a layout. This is weird!!!!

[pkdoll]

I am the Mayor!!! But I am away from my home right now so I will have to post me certificate when I get home. Smile you crack me up-I love your photo!!!! Wow girls this is getting exciting!!!

[Smile]

I am so proud..........First of all I got my education at Scrapvill Mental Hospital...:eek:......I am one of the lucky one's and proud of it. If you want anything reported I am your gal. I call myself "Smile" but sometimes I am called "Agatha" so please feel free to contact me at any time if you have a problem.........;)

[OnieRN]

I'm OnieRN and I am the owner of the B&B. I have these wonderful rooms, many celebraties visit and so do many new comers to the area. All of the rooms are named after critters like Ape Room, Monkey Room, and the doggy room. We have a wonderful cook, (nanwu) who cooks wonderful and yummy meals for our guest and visitors. She also caters for special events at the B&B, like weddings & birthday parties. The American Idol party is a favorite. There is also a stash of Vino in my cellar. We have a great party room and garden.

I also have a vested interest in the Bowling alley. I hang out there a lot and help with what ever is needed.

[Granny]

Onie, you got to e-mail me the photo. Then, I'll resize it and compress it so that it's not so big. That goes for the rest of you tuerps that can't get theirs load it or don't have a picture.

:p

[pkdoll]

I finally found my certificate!!!!! Now I can be official once again. Granny do you have all the necessary paperwork completed for the re-opening of Scrapsville?:) I forgot to mention that the day care will be reopening soon!! So I am currently accepting registrations for admittance.

[O2BNGdHope]

granny, mine is too big. do you need it again or do you still have it?

[Marion]

Hi all! I am the doctor in Scrapsville. I am really a headshrink, but I will take on any medical emergency.
I have been working on therapy with many of the cast members here. Especially Granny, we have been working on ink blob therapy and by now she has fully paid for my new Jeep and I am well towards paying off my yacht.:)
She still has a way to go but she is coming along nicely:)
I am also willing to do group therapy at a reduced rate.
They call me anything from Dr Marion or Doc or Ducky or Quackers (Which has nothing to do with my ability as a doctor) Personally I like to be called "the Duckter who is not a quack" :D

[OnieRN]

We were real happy when Dr Marion got Granny to finally TALK AGAIN! Do you all remember when she only grunted, hicked up, would not say anything to anyone. I thought everyone in town was going to go crazy because she was silent, which is not typical of Granny.......lol