If your name ain't Wiz... Don't look, you filthy swines!

[Granny]

Here it is. Only because is got a Macedonia horse (couldn't find a Trojan horse anywhere. USC is on vacation!), so when you open it an install it, your computer will self destruc in 10 seconds.

Emily's Slide Show (http://www.esteesbarn.com/downloads/Emily.zip)

Now, pay attention, peons!!!

This is not a dvd. Please do not attempt to watch this anywhere except on computers, it will not work and will damage the disk.

1. Unzip the file to a folder on your desktop.
2. Burn the contents of the folder, not the folder itself to a cd.
3. If you want to watch it on your computer, just open the folder and click on the exe file.
4. You need your monitor at 1024x768 resolution or higher to see it, or it will be too big for your screen.
5. If you have an older computer, shoot it and get a new one. Or be patient while the pictures upload.
6. There is a help file that you can access one the show starts. You can see the pages by clicking each one on the list to the left of the screen, or click on Slide Show. When you click on Slide Show, you will hear the song.

The shows goes pretty fast. To spend more time on each picture, after you show ends, just click on each picture. You can e-mail from the show. You can save the picture to a different directory, you can change the speed of the show, but then it will not match the song. You can move to Alaska and take Crops with you. I'll love you forever. If you have any questions, tuff!

Please, let me know if there are any problems with the show so that I can fix them. Do not change the name of the files, or the show will not work.

Enjoy it. And thank you all for making it possible to do this. I really had a great time working on it.

:D

[Marion]

Granny, it is beyond wonderful! Sooooo nice, I just love, love, love it! (And I am not even Emily's mommy) It is just absolutely lovely!

[Marion]

P.S it was worth catching your Macedonian horse!
It has been more then 10 seconds now and my computer did not selfdistruct so HEY EVERY ONE, IT IS SAFE TO LOOK!

[jazzieal]

thnak you granny you are such a sweetie for doing this..cant wait to look at it..

[OnieRN]

Oh Granny this turned out so wonderful! I had to play it through 2 times without stopping.......lol I love it! Everyone's layout are fabulous!!!!! :D :) :cool:

[Granny]

Thank you all so much. You did such a beautiful, lovely job of the pages. I'm so grateful to you all for your support.

Now, if you will excuse me, it's been a long day. I wish all a lovely and peaceful, gentle sleep!

Good night!

ps: Wiz... thank you for sharing your lovely little girl with all of us. We love you both!

[mswizard]

Granny..Thank you for sharing Emily with her SBM family! The show is Beautiful. I can't thank you all enough for the hard work and the love you all put into your layouts. Emmy Lou couldn't have asked for a better bunch of "Aunts and Granny's" if you had all been given to her by blood. I will make sure she watches this now and again when she is older and for that matter whenever she wants to feel the love of the world. You gals are the best..Bar none! I will never forget this!
Our love and thanks to you all!

Liz, Mark and Emmy Lou

[*eng*]

That is just wonderful and fantastic just like those who were involved in it's creation. Amazing end product Granny. When I grow up I want to be clever like you all are. http://www.smileycons.com/img/Fun_pak/buggy.gif

[wolvsie35]

Granny, you did a wonderful job...and I love the music...This is too sweet and I wish I had something like this done when I had my kids...Something to think about...Hmmmmmmmm, could I have you put one together for me...<wink>...Just kidding....you can sit back down...lol...Great job, well done...
Round of applause for Granny please!!!!!!! You deserve a hug and much more for the time spent on this...and everyone involved should feel good for being a part of this as well....

[crops2dawn]

First of all if anyone is goin to Alaska, I'll go!! But I can only stay for a day! Granny will forget who I am, ya'll know she is senile old crow and it only takes her a day to forget things, and I dont want her EVER to FORGET ME!!! I just love being the thorn in her side! lol
Now the main reason I am typing... Granny that came out soooooooo beautiful!!! You really did an awesome job on it!
I must say I truly LOVE IT!!!!!! And that song is PERFECT too!
Its soo nice to see you being soo sweet, that doesnt happen every day, so I am enjoying it while I can! Do me a favor and smack yourself on the back for me JOB WELL DONE!!! * smack hard too! LOL

[srussell]

Great job Granny!:D

[Granny]

Wolvsie... I would, but I'm sure you can do a much better job, and in dvd no less!

Steve.... Thank you. It was a blast!

:D

[Marion]

Do me a favor and smack yourself on the back for me JOB WELL DONE!!! * smack hard too! LOL

You are too funny Carol!

[Granny]

Docky... Can you give Crops some much needed therapy? I'll be happy to pay for the first 200 years. After that, someone else can carry the burden for a while. This is a long term project.

:rolleyes:

[knzus]

Everything I already said to you last night, Granny...still goes. Looked at it again today and am still so touched by it!

(I said touched, as in a touching moment...NOT touched, as in the head!)

[Granny]

Thank you Knzus, you're so kind...

And don't worry... The terms are interchangeable! :p

[Marion]

Docky... Can you give Crops some much needed therapy? I'll be happy to pay for the first 200 years. After that, someone else can carry the burden for a while. This is a long term project.

:rolleyes:

Wow Granny, you two could come in together! Group discount! What a fun prospect!

[crops2dawn]

Wow Granny, you two could come in together! Group discount! What a fun prospect!

HAHAHAHA Sorry Marion, I think you have your hands full with just her! I wouldnt want ya to go crazier than you are are!!!:eek: :eek:

[pkdoll]

WOW GRANNY!! I finally got home so I could download the slideshow and it is far far better than I tried to imagine. It is so overwhelmingly (if that's a word) emotional and gratifying. Wiz must be extremely touched and so full of pride. Thank you Granny-you are the best!! No matter what they say. :):)

[Granny]

Tell Crops, she needs to hear it! :eek:

Thanks, Pkdoll, I appreciate those kind words. So glad we could all take part in this. It was a lot of fun. Let's not do it anytime soon again, ok? :p

:D

[eye]

This Was Absolutely Beautiful. Wow You Outdid Yourself.allths Work And My Goodness She Is Beautiful And All Those Layouts Are So Nice.you Are So Kind.star In Heaven For Yah.xoxo

[wolvsie35]

Wolvsie... I would, but I'm sure you can do a much better job, and in dvd no less!

Steve.... Thank you. It was a blast!

:D

<winnk wink> I would never try to out-do you..I know whats good for me...lol...your too cute...

[Granny]

Thank you Eye. You made it so easy for me. Sorry had to delete one of your pages. I deleted about 4 all together. It was such a hard decision to make.

Wolvsie... you funnie girl. I would love to see one of your shows sometime. I'm sure they are outstanding!!

Have a nice evening, girl.

:D

[Patti]

granny i'm still pretty new around here and dont know you, but.. that was so fantastic. and emily is so sweet and cute.

[sacannon]

Granny, you did a fantastic job on this. It is beautiful. You should be proud of yourself! And it is a great gift for Emily!

[Granny]

Thank you Patti, and welcome to the forum. Most of what I know of scrapbooking, I learned from the wonderful nuts in this forum. And Emily is just a perfect subject. She really is precious!

Sac, thank you mam'! ;)

:D

[makeyesup]

Wonderful job on this, you should be very proud of all your hard work.

Emily will surely treasure this gift as she grows and gets to enjoy it.

[Granny]

Thank you Makeyesup! You guys are starting to embarrass me. :o

Shut up, Crops! :p

[crops2dawn]

WHAT DID I SAY????? I'm just an innocent bystander!!
*getting a bucket full of popcorn and throwing at ya*:D

[makeyesup]

WHAT DID I SAY????? I'm just an innocent bystander!!
*getting a bucket full of popcorn and throwing at ya*:D

Now listen you have got to stop throwing popcorn. Or at least put more butter on it before you do it. It sticks better that way and then the apes come out to munch on your targets.

[crops2dawn]

Now listen you have got to stop throwing popcorn. Or at least put more butter on it before you do it. It sticks better that way and then the apes come out to munch on your targets.

Very Good Advice!!! Thank-You I do believe I will take that advice! LOL
* heating up 2lbs of butter in the microwave as I speak*
*letting the apes out of the cage*
they seem to be VERY HUNGRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!:eek: :eek:

[Granny]

Gee, thanks, Makeyesup!!!! See if I ever talk to you again!!!

Cropssssssss!!!!!!!!! Don't even......

:p