Days of our Scraps!

[Granny]

As we say goodbye to our old protagonists in the old "As the Stomack Turns", we say hello to our new soap opera.... "Days of our Scraps". We are not quite sure yet who will make us the stellar cast, but they are sure to shine! Sooooooooo...

We ask you to stay tune, same time, same channel, for the first episode of....

"Days of our Scraps!".

Our program is sponsored by.... "PeptoBysmal Insurance". Because one scrap in not enough!

Granny the Announcer. :p

[crops2dawn]

Poooor Granny, Did we make you ill??? I can see this one starting out with the poor granny on her death bed holding out the millions she stashes in her mattress. Everyones is just waiting for her to crook so they can get their hands on the money! Marion is putting cynide into her peptobysmal.
~~ Comercial

[Marion]

Marion is putting cynide into her peptobysmal.
~~ Comercial


No no no! You've got the story all wrong. It is not me with the cyanide, remember what Steve had to say in a previous post? And I quote here "I was going to offer you some oatmeal raisin cookies I just made (I added some battery acid just for you for extra flavor), but I'm think I'll give them to Marion instead."

Poison is not my style!

Marion

[cntrywoman72]

i dont mind taking her as long as I get part of the cut!!! ;)

[Marion]

Here is our new soap opera in the making. It will be a reality show called "The life of Scrappy Granny" Catchy title isn't it?

Marion

[*eng*]

Here is our new soap opera in the making. It will be a reality show called "The life of Scrappy Granny" Catchy title isn't it?

Marion

I feel a song coming on !:D

[Granny]

To be sung to the melodie of "Bring Back My Bonnie to me".

Scrappy Granny's Blues.

Last night as I laid on my matterss,
Last night as I laid on my bed,
Some turkeys came into my bedroom,
And took all my stuffing away....

Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

I knew it was Marion and Onie,
I knew it was Memories and Steve,
I knew it was that lousy Scraps mate,
I knew it was time to repent....

Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

I asked my dear Eye for some help here,
I asked her to give me a hand,
She grabed me by both of my ankles,
And turn me side down on my head...

Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
Put back, oh put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

Moonbeam is out of my life now,
Ladybug just couldn't care less,
I think I lost all of my marbles,
I think is the end of my game!

Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed, in bed,
Put back, put back, oh put all my stuffing in bed.

Granny :p

[Marion]

I absolutely love the song Granny!!!!! Yet another undiscovered talent!

Marion

[Marion]

And in honor of Granny's new career, here is a special page to fit the occasion!

Marion

I will upload the full size copy to the gallery as well.

[Granny]

Marion, thank you, this is really wonderful! I feel really honored. And thanks to Eng for suggesting a song. Well, my word, I think we should all take our soap opera to NBC or CBS and ask them to give us a job. We have one completed drama and one in the making.

We can all be rich a famous!!!!!

Granny :D

[crops2dawn]

Don't give up your day job! hehehe As for being rich and famous you are already both granny, Rich in words, anyway. You sure so have a talent, Maybe you should try MTV or CMT and see what they do for you...
I can see the video... Granny playing her guitar on her mattress stuff with money, singing a tune from Bring Back my Bonnie to Me, tossing around a CD, that Memories can't seem to get and Marion swaying back and forth, holding her trophy, stirring her new batch of her famous chili and humming to the tune.:)

[sacannon]

I don't know, it sounds like Granny needs to keep some of those cement blocks around for protection! Great song Granny and I love the layout Marion. You sure are quick putting things together!

[Marion]

I love the layout Marion. You sure are quick putting things together!

Got to keep your wits about you with this bunch!

Marion

[Granny]

Never mind the praises, send the money!!!!

Marion and I are planning our next world tour, need the money to pay for the canoe!!!

Oh, ok, thanks for the nice and not so nice words (MTV, AMC, you calling me old or something?) :eek:

Granny :p

[NanaC95565]

Ok All. Nothing like a great laugh first thing in the morning. Granny you are hilarious love the song, Marion great LO. and everyone else, it was a very good laugh. it's been a ehile since I have laughed that hard. thanks

[crops2dawn]

I'm not calling you old Granny, geeze... you look like a spring chicken.
BTW, What instrument does Marion play?

[Marion]

I just "fiddle" around!

Marion:)

[*eng*]

ROTFL:D :eek:

[Granny]

Ok, folks, back to work. Now that we have the name and theme song for the drama, who's going to have what role? Staring? Supporting? Scriptwriter?

Come one, the season is going to be over before we ever get started. Oh, and of course, remember the name.... It has to do with scrapping!

Granny :rolleyes:

[crops2dawn]

Paper scrapping can be dangerous!!! Go Digital!!! I was just rushed to General Hospital cause of a stab wound to the upper torso, all because of running with scissors, and you'll never guess who I saw there and what they were doing? .......

[Marion]

It would have to be Steve. He probably baked some of his acid battery laced cookies for us and his wife unknowingly ate them!

Marion

[cntrywoman72]

Hey, im just an innocent bar keep. hmmm maybe a bar named Becca's Scrap Club Bar and Dinning. Anyone for a drink? Ill even have kareoke so you all can sing Granny's song!

[Granny]

Well, after checking in on Steve's wife, what do you say we all go to Becca's bar to hear what Scraps says about whom whe saw and what they were doing. I hear is really juicy. Is Eye taking care of the Steve's wify, or is it Onie's rounds?

Did the cops get Steve for questioning?

Granny :eek:

[*eng*]

Steve has a wifey? God bles her for allowing him loose on here!:D

[crops2dawn]

Becca's Bar here I come, Whos the bartender? I need a diet 7-up please! I'm driving. And Granny turn down that microphone, I can hardly hear myself think!
Steve is on the lam, haven't heard from him days. I sure hope he has a good hiding spot.

Steve has a wifey?
Yeah, she waits on him hand and foot! The poor soul, she's so tired at the end of the day, she doesn't know whether she's coming or going. She's on the 9th floor in the mental ward, After putting up with Steve's stuff all day she needed a rest! I think we all should send her a get well card!

[Marion]

I think that any newbie reading these post are going to think we are NUTS!

(are we????):confused:

Marion

[sacannon]

I think the question is "is there any sane ones here"

[crops2dawn]

I'm sane!!! hehehe I think:eek:

[cntrywoman72]

Ive been tending the bar, I know nothing, I see nothing!!!! ;)

[Granny]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch....

Bobby Bear sneaks around the back of the barn. He is carrying a suspicious looking bag, heavy from the way he bends over from the weight of it. Hmmmm, and Poppabob missing all this weeks. Is it possible Bobby Bear knows something of his whereabouts? Could the contains of the bag really be.... No, no, it's to dreadful to even contemplate... But, but... what if? :eek:


Stay tune for the answer after a word from our sponsor... Peptobysmall... One spoon, and you will scrap all day long!!!!

Granny the Announcer :p

[Granny]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[eye]

Granny perhaps you need a body guard. Since you have all that stash. You could pay me half of it and the other half when I make people dissappear haha.I heard his wify has been happy because he is not around much.She is so happy she may join us and actually sing in the bar---The oldie but goodie song---"Good Bye Love":)

[srussell]

I think that's why I'm so ill this week... I ate some of my own battery-acid laced cookies... I hate it when the master plan backfires...

[Marion]

Poor Stevy, That just goes to prove that "what goes around comes around"

(But seriously, I hope you feel better soon Steve.

Marion

[Granny]

And now, another episode of "Days of our Scraps"....

Eye, the faithfull nurse with the funny stetoscupus hanging from her weary neck, finds Steve's wife and is able to make her puke all over the place, which saved her life, a life that is now fullfilled and full of hope, since her evil Masta is himself home sick by his all wicked hand. She sings the Granny song at the top of her lungs and has the rest of the lunnies in an uproar. Life is good!

Another Evil Kannivel makes his presence felt in the community. Mean old Lee attacks poor Granny and makes her check her software bundle... She crawls in agony and despair, hoping to find the solution to her hardware woes...

Will she find the answer? Will Steve get well again? Will Marion get any older?

Don't forget to tune in for another episode of... Days of our Scraps!

Granny the Announcer.

ps: Eye... Forget about the money, honey!

[Ladybug]

My goodness! All the goings on around here that I miss because Granny keeps me in the dungeon all day long working.

[Marion]

Granny you are priceless! I am sitting here chuckling to myself again! Who knows this masterpiece may get published yet!

Marion

[OnieRN]

I plan to go to Becca's Bar too! Not wify sit! Now, if it was a handsome middle age man, un attached..... then I would be happy to sit and keep him company............ ;) :p ;)

:Dnie

[sacannon]

News Break,
This just in: There seems to be a series of events happening in the world of SBM. There are reports of scrappers getting sick from tainted cookies, while other scrappers have turned up missing. There is a rumer going a round that there is a serial scrapist on the loose going by the name of Granny. She is beleived to be armed with chains and blocks and is to be considered dangerous. If anyone has any knowledge of these events please notify your local Scrap Agency.

[eye]

News Break,
This just in: There seems to be a series of events happening in the world of SBM. There are reports of scrappers getting sick from tainted cookies, while other scrappers have turned up missing. There is a rumer going a round that there is a serial scrapist on the loose going by the name of Granny. She is beleived to be armed with chains and blocks and is to be considered dangerous. If anyone has any knowledge of these events please notify your local Scrap Agency.

Now I know why granny won't hire me as a body guard. well I am still up for hire to the highest bidder. who knows maybe scrapbook max needs me haha.:)

[cntrywoman72]

eye, ill hire ya as my bouncer. Anyone attempting to bring tainted cookies into my bar, you can tackle them.

Announcement: Becca's Scrap Bar is holding a halloween costume party and kareoke contest. Winner will receive a CD of Granny and the Scrappers, singing her songs. Food will be provided so no tainted donations please. Entry fee is $8 or scrap fabric for clothes, proceeds go to the Scrap Addicts Mental Hospice and the Scrap Heap Homeless shelter.

[eye]

eye, ill hire ya as my bouncer. Anyone attempting to bring tainted cookies into my bar, you can tackle them.

Announcement: Becca's Scrap Bar is holding a halloween costume party and kareoke contest. Winner will receive a CD of Granny and the Scrappers, singing her songs. Food will be provided so no tainted donations please. Entry fee is $8 or scrap fabric for clothes, proceeds go to the Scrap Addicts Mental Hospice and the Scrap Heap Homeless shelter.

Oh goody goody I finaly got a job now I can leave this hole where they kept me hidden. I knew someone would want me.wat out guys as I am ready.:)

[sacannon]

Hey everyone, Bobby posted more chains. Now we will have our own chain in case Granny tries to use hers!

[NanaC95565]

Hey everyone, Bobby posted more chains. Now we will have our own chain in case Granny tries to use hers!

They look pretty strong too so watch out Granny. shhhhhh I hope they won't break.:o

[Granny]

Rats, where is that boy.... Bobby Bear, you nut...................

Serial Scrapist? Why, I'm the most innofensive kid in this bunch!!! :rolleyes:

Marion, help me........................

Granny :p

[*eng*]

We need the whips after all Bobby Bear .........and lasoo's me thinks!!:eek:

[jazzieal]

we might need some straight jackets and padded cells too...:eek:
Bobby get to work....
ya'll are a hoot thanks for all the laughs and fun

[Marion]

Marion, help me........................

Granny :p


I am here for ya Granny! No worry!

Marion

[Granny]

Don't get personal... You still want that blasted cd, don't you? :p

Granny :cool:

[cntrywoman72]

Maybe Granny is paying Steve off for the battery-acid cookie recipe?!?!

[srussell]

That would explain all the PM's I've been getting from Granny this weekend... :)

[eye]

Did everyone get killed off in the cliff hangers and left me behind to drown in my sorrows of what if or what could have been or why didn't I do something when I seen the signs.:eek:

[OnieRN]

I think the time change affected everyone! They must have turned their clocks the wrong way by a few days!!!!

Maybe the characters on "Days o our Scraps" got stuck in a time warp!

:onie

[sacannon]

Our regularly scheduled soapscrap will not be broadcast today due to contract negotiations and a visit by the local psychiatrist....Now for a word from our sponsor...

[Granny]

Sponsor:

Peptobysmal has joined forces with a local fried chicken fast food chain!!! Do to the change in frying oil, we anticipate an increase in Peptobysmal sells, while the customers digestive tracks adjust to the new oil. And one of our loyal and satysfied customers has donated a finger from their stuffed mattress to help everyone with testing the new formula.

Yes, folks, our products continue to be "Finger licking good!"

We now return to our continuing saga.... "Days of our Scraps!"

Granny the Announcer... :cool:

[*eng*]

*is hiding coz lots of ghosties, whichies, broom stix, and hocus pocus about tonite* not to mention fingers!

[crops2dawn]

Man, If I was confused before now, I'm really confused now! Who am I?? Where am I?? what am I doing here??? and who the heck are you????? And what's with the fingers!? Let KFC alone! It's not there fault they have tooo many trans fats in there oil. Hey Granny I need a translator! I turning Japenese. no longer speaking the laguage here.hehehhe ...YO Memories do ya got yore ceedee yet?

[cntrywoman72]

omg Crops must have eaten a cookie. Shes loosing it!!! Is there a Dr. in the house? Where is Dr. Scrapenstein?

[crops2dawn]

THAT NOT GOOOD Memories! I bet u never pay for it, or you check bouncie bouncie bouncie. hehehe me turning japanese i really thinks soo:eek:

[OnieRN]

Not a doctor here but a nurse! Will that do? I do beliee this scrapin world has gotten all crazy...... Have you heard the latest????? KFC will now carry veggimate in honor of the Auzzie's and GRANNY! OMG, what next???

:Dnie

[Granny]

Another one bites the dust!!!!! :eek:

Granny :rolleyes:

[cntrywoman72]

Do I sense a rebeleous march coming on in front of KFC? Maybe serve the cookies to all the employees. Onie, you might wanna stand by. You might have to revive some people. :eek:

[crops2dawn]

Don't bury me alive!!! I'm not dead I tell ya! I'm not! Don't cover me with dirt,
I want to live! I'll even pay for Memories CD! HELP...........................:eek:

[Granny]

Crops..... Quiet girl... get back in your whole and keep practising your English! Sayonara!

Granny :p

[crops2dawn]

YO Granny... it's about time you got the name right! hehehe BTW when and if I get out of this hole I'm getting Steve to come after you! He's a big brave MAN!! and my English is fine, I want to learn Japanese! Become a Spy, perhaps.

[kimwmik]

Hey Marion I am a newbie here the only problem with "Days of our Scraps". Is I can not get my face off computer to see what happens next:D You ARE ALL TO FUNNY! Granny you are to great. Love it . Kim

[Marion]

Thanks kimwmik, it is a lot of fun, glad you are enjoying it!
Granny is busy writing the next chapter, and around halloween, no one knows what may happen! Steve may come up with some half baked scheme!
Only Granny knows!

Stay tuned for our next episode.

Marion

[kimwmik]

Ya all at "Days of our Scraps". can call me Kim. Just do have me doing dishes!:D

[*eng*]

Dishes piling high Kim, better get doing!

[kimwmik]

Hey, just got my dishes done ,but don't make do Granny's:cool: Might get cookie crumbs there;) LOL Kim

[kimwmik]

Oh thank you be right there! Granny wants me to get your cd ha ha
LOL Kim:D

[OnieRN]

My CPR is up to date! Lets here is the KFC Vegemite Combo! Hummmmm Is that chicken coated with Vegemite? Granny will try it first!!!! If she survives, then the rest of will take our own order.

:eek:nie

[Granny]

Over my dead physicall, you fool!!!!

I ate some Vegumichungo that Moonbeam sent me, and I have not been able to stand back on my feet yet. I'm walking upside down like all those nuts down under do!!!! Of course, it does give you a different perspective in life!!! :eek:

Granny :p

[jazzieal]

OK Mem you didnt just get that acid on there..you put it there to keep your CD safe..we are on to you girl..and Granny I hope you had your overalls on when you ate that stuff Moonbeam sent ya..I think she wanted you to flip and show all.....I heard that Marion was in on it with her..they messed with the original Vegemite and put some upsidedownagogo juice in there (which may or may not have a drop of Steve's special acid in it) thats why the Vegumichungo did a numbo on you...someone please work on an antidote for poor Granny before she wears her hands out and cant type anymore..love ya Granny..:D

[crops2dawn]

Ok Question for the day.... What the heck is vegimite??????? I am assuming its some kind of vitamin or something, it is like metamucil??:confused:

[sacannon]

I was wondering the same thing??

[eye]

OK Mem you didnt just get that acid on there..you put it there to keep your CD safe..we are on to you girl..and Granny I hope you had your overalls on when you ate that stuff Moonbeam sent ya..I think she wanted you to flip and show all.....I heard that Marion was in on it with her..they messed with the original Vegemite and put some upsidedownagogo juice in there (which may or may not have a drop of Steve's special acid in it) thats why the Vegumichungo did a numbo on you...someone please work on an antidote for poor Granny before she wears her hands out and cant type anymore..love ya Granny..:D

I tried to get Granny to hire me but she was too stingy with the money that she did not want anyone to know she had stashed it. I wanted to be her body guard but oh no she would not hear of it. So now I am a bouncer waiting to hear someone confess when they are into the sauce.So beleary as I am ears hehehehe.:D

[Granny]

What is it with you nuts? Bouncer? Bouncer? Your prices are outrageous, Eye.... For that kind of money I can have all my enemies bumped off!!!!! :p

Jazzieal.... Right on, sister!!! You got it. Got my overalls and an umbrealla! Thanks for letting me know who the culprits are. I'll show those turkey drawers!

Vegemite, also know as Vegemungusky, Vegepichusca, Vegy... Well, you know.... It's this wonderfully awful stuff made out of Brewer's Yeast, and it's guaranteed to cure you of any thing that ails you. It will even rut your brain, so there won't be anything aling you, know what I mean, jelly bean?

Moonbeam sent me a bunch. I thought she did it cause she likes me... Hmmmm, I'm having second thoughts, but hey, the day is young.....

And so ends another episode of the continuing saga.... "Days of our Scraps!".

Granny the Announcer :p

[OnieRN]

I had to ask Moonbeam the same question....... You will have to explain but from what I get out of it is that it's a spread (like peanut butter) that has a taste of it's own!!! I was told that it is an aquirred taste! Sort of bitter/salty. Apparently the Azzies eat it a lot, maybe daily!

How did I do Moonbeam??? :)nie

[jazzieal]

What is it with you nuts? Bouncer? Bouncer? Your prices are outrageous, Eye.... For that kind of money I can have all my enemies bumped off!!!!! :p

Jazzieal.... Right on, sister!!! You got it. Got my overalls and an umbrealla! Thanks for letting me know who the culprits are. I'll show those turkey drawers!

Vegemite, also know as Vegemungusky, Vegepichusca, Vegy... Well, you know.... It's this wonderfully awful stuff made out of Brewer's Yeast, and it's guaranteed to cure you of any thing that ails you. It will even rut your brain, so there won't be anything aling you, know what I mean, jelly bean?

Moonbeam sent me a bunch. I thought she did it cause she likes me... Hmmmm, I'm having second thoughts, but hey, the day is young.....

And so ends another episode of the continuing saga.... "Days of our Scraps!".

Granny the Announcer :p

No thanks needed Granny girl..Now dont tell anyone but Im keeping my ears and eyes open will let you know if I find out anything else good..I always thought Vegemite was stuff you drank and if you drank enough you might get a good happy buzz from it..the first taste is awful but the more you drink the bettet it gets..my friend Lucy told me that but shes a dizzy blonde and you know how blondes are..well anyway Granny Im working on you some pads for your hands..glad you got you got yourself covered..and eye you are in the best place you can be..think of all the good stuff you can find out when everyone get sauced up and dont care what they say..you should have some good confessions to tell us all by now..gotta go lurk some more...hope they dont start charging a lurking fee..:eek:

[jazzieal]

OH MY GOSH I had no idea there was really such a thing rofl..I thought it was something that came about in the soap going back to that old I Love Lucy Show...talk about dig a hole and crawl in...

[Moonbeam]

I had to ask Moonbeam the same question....... You will have to explain but from what I get out of it is that it's a spread (like peanut butter) that has a taste of it's own!!! I was told that it is an aquirred taste! Sort of bitter/salty. Apparently the Azzies eat it a lot, maybe daily!

How did I do Moonbeam??? :)nie

You did real well OnieRN...
seeing I posted some to Granny and to Ladybug and I know Ladybug (Lori hates it.. she might flog it off to you real cheap! Granny is just too polite to say she hates it 'cause it cost me more to post it over to the USA from the Land down under than its worth .. I could have bought the whole kraft factory for the postage cost!!!

[*eng*]

In the quaint place I live called England, we have marmite, you either think ewwwww...or luverly! (Love it)

Catch........................

http://www.ilovemarmite.com/

[Marion]

My favorite candy from my youth in the Netherlands is Salty licorice. Everyone here hates and spits it out!
For me the double salt is even better!

Marion

[Granny]

I'm not just being polite Moonbeam. I'm still rather ambivalent about it. But you said it's an acquire test, and I want to grow to love it as much as you do. If nothing else, cause I appreciate the effort and expense that you and Ian went through to get it for me. I love you're kindness, and that's reason enough for me to keep at it.

I have notice that I'm a little darker since I've tried it! Hmmmmmmmm, what could it be? :rolleyes:

Granny :p

[Moonbeam]

oh nO!!! Hey! Did you read the label first before eating? You may very well go darker - ... so if yo want lovely gorgeous chocolate coloured skin no need to sunbake - just eat vegemite!

and if you dont like it now I doubt you will - when I say aquired ...we grew up on it... you are too late Granny! although mind you , I guess you still have a lot of growing up to do (LOL) ...but you can always sell it on Ebay Estee.:eek:

[Granny]

I will not sell it, you turkey, I'm going to eat it!!!!

Granny :p

[Moonbeam]

You'll go darkerrrrrrrrrrrrr Grannnnyyyyyyyyyyy!

[Ladybug]

Well, guys, I'm going to eat my vegemite too! Actually we figured we'll save it for emergency rations should things come to that. I think hiding it in Granny's mattress would be the perfect place to store it, don't you?

And thank you Moonbeam, I really appreciate your kindness in sending it to me. No really, I mean it. I really do!

[crops2dawn]

Oh My goodness!!!! did you guys see how many views this got already!! over 1,000. WOW. It might be the vegimite, but maybe everyone wants to know whats in that mattress!? How much stash Granny got stuffed in there? and where she lives. Not to steal the vegimite I'm sure. Sounds like granny is going to save that for a natural disaster. Unless, she keeps on getting a tan from it.

[Moonbeam]

Well, guys, I'm going to eat my vegemite too! Actually we figured we'll save it for emergency rations should things come to that. I think hiding it in Granny's mattress would be the perfect place to store it, don't you?

And thank you Moonbeam, I really appreciate your kindness in sending it to me. No really, I mean it. I really do!

LOL Ladybug.... Granny's mattress would be the perfect place.... and I sent it to torture youhttp://www.pinkcity.net/dil_cool_world/images/myemoticons/image223.gif

[Ladybug]

ha ha, that's alright Dee, I know where you live!

[Moonbeam]

and I have a secret web cam set up in your house http://moonlight.gamerzunderground.com/smilies/img.gif

[Ladybug]

YIKES!! That might not be a good thing all the way around. You do play hardball, don't you?

[Moonbeam]

No- but from what I have been seeing on my webcam - YOU DO!http://www.pinkcity.net/dil_cool_world/images/myemoticons/image269.gif

[*eng*]

Webcam......ahhhh.....please focus on Grann'ys mattress and then we'll all know what she's stashing:D

[Moonbeam]

I wouldnt dare try to spy on Granny.. she has connections to Cuban Mafia and she just might kneecap me

[eye]

ask that new Canadian "Smile ''she seems to have slithered into our hearts too quickly.Do you think she is a spy for Granny.Be leary of that slippery fish.She may be fishing around for Granny. Do not get hooked.:)

[crops2dawn]

Hey Eye, Is she a friend of yours or what? May she's a spy for you! hehehe
All this time that smell was Smile! and not coming from granny's mattress.
Wait till granny finds out.....

[sacannon]

I think Granny slipped out to get a fishing pole and some bate, maybe she is getting some vegimite to bate the hook!

[Granny]

I think I'm owed a mayor apology for calling me a stinker, and it was Smile all the time! We need to hose her down with our fire engine hose. Then, is off to the Scrap Bar to put her through the initiation. Boy, I can't wait. Hope you guys have keep all your impliments of tortu.... I mean initiation, nice and sharp, we got to do this kid justice.

Granny :p

[crops2dawn]

Ahh Granny you'll scare her away before she even get in here!
And I will Never Apologize to you! ever! You want me in a whole in the ground and you keep on telling me to quiet down! Never I tell ya NEVER.
I've been to that bar, man there is nothing in there except some old lady singing karoke! What a set a lungs that woman has, I guess that explains the cracked mirror in the ladies room.

[Moonbeam]

I've been to that bar, man there is nothing in there except some old lady singing karoke! What a set a lungs that woman has, I guess that explains the cracked mirror in the ladies room.

That was Granny

[crops2dawn]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :eek: :eek: I get the shovel..... start digging my grave now!

[eye]

I heard at the bar that this Canadian that you all like is ----never mind you will have to find out on your own.She has different ideas with that veg. stuff.She could be a double sneaky smellin spy.I seen her in the corner with Granny. wonder what they are up to? Are we ready for them?:rolleyes:

[crops2dawn]

Bring em' on http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/crops2dawn/smiley_taekwondo.gif
I'm ready!

[Granny]

The plot thickens... I'm in the corner with Smile, trying to figure out how to put Moonbeam back in the dungeon, and how to hide from Binkey. My word, we are neighboors. She only lives about ten miles from me. Oh, noooooooooooo! :eek:

Where to run, where to hide... Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!


And now a word from our sponsors......

Buy Peptobysmall for all those unconfortable, smelly ailments that smell. Pour it over your mattress and you will feel instant relief!!!! Guaranteed to work until it breaks!

Granny the Announcer!

ps: That was not me singing, peon... That was Marion taking a shower. You know she gets inspired with all those soap bubbles tickling her nose! So there.

[*eng*]

Oh the noise, i covering my ears and turning the tele up.....it's just too painful.Pour Peptobysmall over my mattress Granny nooooooooooooo!

[sacannon]

Crops, when you are done digging that grave you better loan the shovel to Moonbeam, she will need it to get out of the dungeon if Granny gets her back there....or maybe she could dig a secret tunnel first and sneak a webcam in while Granny is busy cleaning up the pink goo all over the mattress.

[jazzieal]

I heard someone ask if Smiley was really Granny....then I got to thinking could it be so...could Granny have that spilit personality thingy and is Smiley one of her other personalities trying to take control???? and could there be more of them in there with Granny and Smiley???
Has anyone actually poured that pink sticky mess all over their mattress??
The smell of my Ben Gay keeps nearly everyone away the sticky stuff would really do it...

[Moonbeam]

[QUOTE=jazzieal;18437]I heard someone ask if Smiley was really Granny....then I got to thinking could it be so...could Granny have that spilit personality thingy and is Smiley one of her other personalities trying to take control???? and could there be more of them in there with Granny and Smiley???
QUOTE]
http://moonlight.gamerzunderground.com/smilies/dontpanic.gif
Heaven forbid... Pleeeezzzzzzzzze! One of her is enough .. Maybe SMILE is just a nice little newbie on the forum

[Moonbeam]

Crops, when you are done digging that grave you better loan the shovel to Moonbeam, she will need it to get out of the dungeon[B] if Granny gets her back there....[/B

She is NEVER going to get me back in that dungeon..NEVER!!! once something gets out its hard to get it back in .. and anyway I have no idea why she locked me up in the first place
http://www.pinkcity.net/dil_cool_world/images/myemoticons/image262.gif

[Moonbeam]

Buy Peptobysmall for all those unconfortable, smelly ailments . Pour it over your mattress and you will feel instant relief!!!! Guaranteed to work until it breaks!


So If you pour it over the wind that comes out of your mouth Granny? does that mean you will break wind?

[jazzieal]

ROFL too much :D

[Mustava leik]

you are so funny you people here..I am going to like being here I can tell.. A good laugh - but why is that lady above me Rolling on the floor?

[Smile]

Arriving at Beech's bar, Smiley suspects something is a miss. Granny is on stage singing her teeth out. At a table in a dark corner are three suspicious looking characters. The one called "Moonbean" is missing a finger. Beside her
is "Sacannon", with a shovel handle sticking out of her coat......The investigation begins...........Now over to you Granny Bismall...........
Could the third person be "eye" and if so what does she have bulging out of her pocket????? And who am I really??????????????????:eek:

[Smile]

Theirs a "Moonbeam" shining on Vitemite hill
A "Ladybug" wonders along the window sill
The" Crops" of Peptol are growing tall
As "Granny" leaps over the garden wall
The detective suspects an evel "Eye"
As" Sacannon "gets ready to tell her lie
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[eye]

If this Smile person is not Granny then it must be her twin sister.She sounds to be very evil and thinks she is smart with her words.Some call her a pit rat. Be careful and she is so sneaky and lurkes around in place you would think is impossible( like A rat Queen).Perhaps if we play our cards right we may get her drunk and find out what Grannie is up to. We all confess when we are on the truth drink.We cold also give her a dose od veg. when she is beyond confessing.Keep those shovels handy sacannon. We may need them to escae if we get caugt or to use to bury some things.We all know what those things are and it ain't Granny's money.:eek: :)

[eye]

oops excuse me the beer made me mispell a few words.But I still can see clearly.I am getting my traps out now.:rolleyes:

[eye]

you are so funny you people here..I am going to like being here I can tell.. A good laugh - but why is that lady above me Rolling on the floor?


Probaby she got the veg. stuff in her drink. Be very careful as you are new and they are sneaky and evil. Watch out for that smellin Canadian Fishing Rat. She is new and trying to take over. I think she may have Granny in a trance and Granny is now not safe and her money will go across the border and then we will all have to go to Canada to get it back. See What you caused Granny.You should have hired me as your bodyguard and you would not be walking around in a daze.
:eek: :cool:

[Bobby Bear]

I love all your little smilys...Very intertaining...They tickle my...."Well never mind about that " Ok back to work now if I can remember what it was I was doing......................

Bobby Bear

[eye]

I love all your little smilys...Very intertaining...They tickle my...."Well never mind about that " Ok back to work now if I can remember what it was I was doing......................

Bobby Bear


now if I can remember what it was I was doing......................

ooo you have gottin into that darn veg.Haven't you learned yet Bobby.Aren't you afraid of us women.Should be:cool:

[sacannon]

I have to leave to take my mother to therapy, I will see if I can find some more shovels on my way home!

[eye]

I have to leave to take my mother to therapy, I will see if I can find some more shovels on my way home!

Make su:eekre they are all sharply pointed .:o :D :)

[eye]

Havin problems with my speech Do you think Granny or Smiles had anything to do with dishing out those pretizles I ate. Do you think ---oh no ----maybe laced with Veg.Hope not.:(

[jazzieal]

you are so funny you people here..I am going to like being here I can tell.. A good laugh - but why is that lady above me Rolling on the floor?

Well heres what happened to me...I was just listening to Moonbeam and I started LOL and then all of a sudden I started smelling something and I thought "what is that wonderful smell" and about that time I hit the floor and I couldn't stop rolling around...I was rotfl...I don't know what hit me but I just imagine that granny/smile was behind it so you better beware they might get you too..I need to talk to my friend eye and see if shes heard any gossip around the bar about this new stuff they are using..:confused:

[eye]

Well heres what happened to me...I was just listening to Moonbeam and I started LOL and then all of a sudden I started smelling something and I thought "what is that wonderful smell" and about that time I hit the floor and I couldn't stop rolling around...I was rotfl...I don't know what hit me but I just imagine that granny/smile was behind it so you better beware they might get you too..I need to talk to my friend eye and see if shes heard any gossip around the bar about this new stuff they are using..:confused:

I think they have been experimenting on us. So we need to be careful and not to get to loaded at the bar. I think Granny and her other half may be wanting to take over our bar scene.Never leave your drink unattendent and also eat nothing.It is scary when you think the only place we are at peace with is infested with a few Pit Rats.Posionous critters. I noticed when I was cleaning the bar off near the pretizals was some pink goo and what smells off dead fish.Girls make sure you wash your hands well. I think they are mixing the veg. with other stuff. Pretty help us if they find the right ingredients.We may need those shovels from Sacannon. She is going to the store and get us enough, This means WAR:eek:

[Granny]

Split personalities? Schizopranic? Who?

Me, myself and I are not splitting in any way other than laughing at you nuts! Why is jazzieal rofl? Cause she ain't got enough sense to just sit on her rocking chair and laugh. She really get down when she laughs.

And Moonbeam, Moonbeam...... You're hopeless, you're incorregible! :eek:

Granny :p

[crops2dawn]

This means WAR

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/crops2dawn/angr0001.gif
PS. I couldn't wait to use this one, cause I know Granny just loves them!

[jazzieal]

What a comfort to know you are on the job eye and right on top of things..but beware this smell is heavenly wonder what they have disguised the awful stuff with..:confused:

[eye]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/crops2dawn/angr0001.gif
PS. I couldn't wait to use this one, cause I know Granny just loves them!

Luv this sign haha

[jazzieal]

Split personalities? Schizopranic? Who?

Me, myself and I are not splitting in any way other than laughing at you nuts! Why is jazzieal rofl? Cause she ain't got enough sense to just sit on her rocking chair and laugh. She really get down when she laughs.

And Moonbeam, Moonbeam...... You're hopeless, you're incorregible! :eek:

Granny :p

Now Granny you know what you did to me with that heavenly smelling gunk its all your fault that I hit the floor rolling around laughing like an idiot..I know you/smile whoever...whatever...won't ever admit to your highjinks but we all know better...I guess you could have got someone else to do your evil bidding for you..Eye will find out all about it eventually :eek:

[eye]

What a comfort to know you are on the job eye and right on top of things..but beware this smell is heavenly wonder what they have disguised the awful stuff with..:confused:

Thanks Jazzueal.It is so nice to know who your friends are.Only Grannie and Dec. Smiles know what that smell is. Do not worry If we use our heads we will succeed and find out.Getting ready for nightshift and not at the bar.Will keep in touch.

[crops2dawn]

Yea, I bet Granny is Smile!!! I'm going to have to investigate more on this one! It wouldn't surprise me though!

[Granny]

Listen, people.... Ok, I'll fez up!!!!

It's all Crops fault!!! She is the one that started with th showel thing. I did as she requested, that I open a whole to put her in. I was even going to throw in a good book and a coffee cup. But low and behold, when digging with the bulldozer, what did I struck but a septic tank in Steve's patio. I mean, it only seem right to put Crops in Steve's place, since they admire each other so much. But do to some miscallculations on Marion's part, I dug up in the wrong place and hit the blasted thing. So, now we all have to deal with the consequences of Crops and Marions doings.

So, get off my back and blame the right people. Confounded!

Granny :p

[crops2dawn]

Don't even go there granny! Don't put the blame on me! You got some nerve I tell ya! How dare you dig that hole at Steve's! That place is so rat infested, it unbelieveable! So that is whats up steve pipes! hahaha Steve your going to need more than a pipe cleaner for that mess!
And Marion gave you the right directions It's not her fault you weren't wearing your Granny Glasses.

[jazzieal]

Crops..heres something else about the split personality..I think Granny is the strongest one and she takes over the most...but you know how she is.. but Smile is never around much...granny claims Smiley is off fishing somewhere..but I just dont buy that tale..and now that you have voiced your opinion on the subject beware of wonderfull smelling stuff cuz it might put you on the floor laughing or it might even have different effects on different people..oh woe is me...Im going to go scrap and keep quiet for awhile..dont want to roll around right now...:)

[crops2dawn]

Your Right Jazz. When I sat down at this computer this morning I put on my safety Belt! I knew it was going to be one of those days!
It sure is a coincidence isn't it, I can't wait to see if Granny and Smile are ever on at the same time! But time will tell.

[crops2dawn]

Well Well Well Is this a coincidence or what?????? Granny signs off and you'll never guess who signs on??????????? Smile, yes thats right! Granny is Smile- you sneak Granny aka Smile! We are onto you now!

[Smile]

It seems that there is a storm browing in the "Days of our Scrap". Will Steve get revenge on Granny. Is Steve really hiding Smilie at his place. Is Granny really "MAX" and once again "am I real"?????:confused:
After leaving the Bar I followed the alleged suspects. Eye was over heard telling Jazz "You are a few beers short of a six pack":confused: :confused: Then all of a sudden H--e--l--l broke loose. Moonbeam Jumps out of the bushes carring a bowl of all bran and a bottle of pepto ." Eye" backs off as "Lady bug" begs for her fiber. I stay hidding until the crime is in full swing.I know what they are trying to do. Will I let them Releave "lady bug"????:eek: :

[Smile]

Sorry Jaz and Crop your not even close.:cool:

[*eng*]

Sorry Jaz and Crop your not even close.:cool:

Something very fishy smile, in fact stinks of fishy! Your posts say you joined in November....your profile says you joined in February????????
Copy from your profile below.........WELL!!!!!!!:eek:

Join Date: 11-02-2006

Biography:
I love to fish !!!
Location:
By the ocean !!!
Interests:
Fishing and sometimes fishing more....(lol)
Occupation:
retired so I could fish !!!!

[*eng*]

[QUOTE=*eng*;18555]Something very fishy smile, in fact stinks of fishy! Your posts say you joined in November....your profile says you joined in February????????
Copy from your profile below.........WELL!!!!!!!:eek:

Join Date: 11-02-2006

Biography:
I love to fish !!!
Location:
By the ocean !!!
Interests:
Fishing and sometimes fishing more....(lol)
Occupation

Oh:o it's American isn't it! Thought I'd cauht you out......booger!

[crops2dawn]

Good Dectective work Eng!!! Theres diffently is something fishy going on!

[crops2dawn]

Oh No! I unbuckled my seat belt!!!!!!!!!!1 ROTFL

[*eng*]

Hmmmm......something somewhere does not add up!;) :confused:

[sacannon]

Whooo, what is that smell! Granny...you hit steve's septic tank. Wow, and I thought the fish was bad. I don't think you have enough pepto to put over that! Boy I step out for a couple of hours to take my mom to therapy and it was like I was gone for two days.

I picked up shovels for every one, including crops ..She broke hers trying to dig her grave, Granny must have buried something there. What I should have gotten was nose plugs or some of that stuff that the forensic people wipe under there noses.

I think I really need to go back to Eye's bar and see what's going on.

[*eng*]

Whooo, what is that smell! Boy I step out for a couple of hours to take my mom to therapy and it was like I was gone for two days.


I think we're all going to need therapy soon lol:D

[jazzieal]

Well Well Well Is this a coincidence or what?????? Granny signs off and you'll never guess who signs on??????????? Smile, yes thats right! Granny is Smile- you sneak Granny aka Smile! We are onto you now!

SEEE..the plot thickens

[Marion]

But do to some miscallculations on Marion's part, I dug up in the wrong place and hit the blasted thing. So, now we all have to deal with the consequences of Crops and Marions doings.


Granny :p

Ooooo Noooo Granny, you are not blaming me for this one. You may be great at scrapping and designing, but calculating is obviously not your strong suit!
Confess! and tell the world that you blew it. The stink is all your own fault!

I have surrounded myself with nice scented candles and still have my oils that I bought in Egypt to keep thanks very pleasant around here!

Marion

[*eng*]

Ooooo Noooo Granny, you are not blaming me for this one. You may be great at scrapping and designing, but calculating is obviously not your strong suit!
Confess! and tell the world that you blew it. The stink is all your own fault!

I have surrounded myself with nice scented candles and still have my oils that I bought in Egypt to keep thanks very pleasant around here!

Marion

Will be over soon Marion!;)

[jazzieal]

Oh No! I unbuckled my seat belt!!!!!!!!!!1 ROTFL

I'm telling ya'll you better watch out for that wonderful smell when it hits you down on the floor you go....smile/granny/max hit that septic tank on purpose to get us off track..good thing sacannon got us some shovels now we have to cover up that horrible hole...girls I'll loan you some of my Vicks Salve to put under your nose...its helps.:eek:

[*eng*]

I'm telling ya'll you better watch out for that wonderful smell when it hits you down on the floor you go....smile/granny/max hit that septic tank on purpose to get us off track..good thing sacannon got us some shovels now we have to cover up that horrible hole...girls I'll loan you some of my Vicks Salve to put under your nose...its helps.:eek:

Give us a quick whiff......need to have massive protection and build up anti bodies fast!:eek:

[jazzieal]

It seems that there is a storm browing in the "Days of our Scrap". Will Steve get revenge on Granny. Is Steve really hiding Smilie at his place. Is Granny really "MAX" and once again "am I real"?????:confused:
After leaving the Bar I followed the alleged suspects. Eye was over heard telling Jazz "You are a few beers short of a six pack":confused: :confused: Then all of a sudden H--e--l--l broke loose. Moonbeam Jumps out of the bushes carring a bowl of all bran and a bottle of pepto ." Eye" backs off as "Lady bug" begs for her fiber. I stay hidding until the crime is in full swing.I know what they are trying to do. Will I let them Releave "lady bug"????:eek: :

Det Smile..if I gave you a penny for your thoughts I would get change back..My friend eye never said that to me...and I do have a full six pack..I just dont have the plastic thingy that holds them all together.. poor Moonbeam had to hide in the bushes to eat her bran so we wouldn't know she really doesnt like that vegemitey stuff everyday..Lady Bug must really be in a fix if shes begging for the bran..and could granny really have Max in there with her...man that would be really a strange case!!!

[eye]

:eek: The bushes is a ploy. I bet they got steeve:D in their well his wify is at the bar not knowing what is going on just around the bend:D .

[crops2dawn]

Here I sit at the Bar with Steve's Wifyhttp://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/crops2dawn/Laie_17.gif
I think she knows whats going on! I few more beers and she'll blab away I'm sure.

[*eng*]

He he......get your tape recorder going:D

[crops2dawn]

Hey Marion!!!!!!!!!!
I have surrounded myself with nice scented candles and still have my oils that I bought in Egypt to keep thanks very pleasant around here!
You say thanks so often in here, that you got confused with Thanks and Things :eek: :)
Have another Drink Marion!!

[sacannon]

Ill buy,... I think I need another anyway. This is such a "Stinky" plot I am getting confused. I was waiting for Eye to get back to the bar..I dunno, maybe someone hit me over the head with one of the shovels??

[srussell]

If you want to get my wife to blab, you've got a do better than a beer. She's definitely not a cheap date :rolleyes:

And I don't have a septic tank... we're on city sewer, so the smell isn't my fault either...

And what's with the rats? We don't have many of those here... We got snakes, gila monsters, lizards, pigeons (they make great dumplings), tarantulas, coyotes, roadrunners (beep, beep) and even the occassional field mouse, but no rats.

I don't know where you ladies are getting your info on me, but it doesn't seem very accurate. I hope you didn't pay much for it. :D

[eye]

Hey Marion!!!!!!!!!! You say thanks so often in here, that you got confused with Thanks and Things :eek: :)
Have another Drink Marion!!

Oooo ooo I see Marion is having the same problem as me. Did you touch those pretizles like I did. It left me non literate for awhile but it leaves the system after a few hours.You will be okay. Drink plenty of fluids and not from the scrap bar. Water is the best cure.:)

[Marion]

Hey Marion!!!!!!!!!! You say thanks so often in here, that you got confused with Thanks and Things :eek: :)
Have another Drink Marion!!


I meant things, but after reading through all the post, thanks may be better. ( It doesn't stink here!)

Marion

[eye]

[QUOTE=srussell;18593]If you want to get my wife to blab,------ but she has haha
you've got a do better than a beer---:D we did.

She's definitely not a cheap date --- no but you are:D

And I don't have a septic tank... we're on city sewer, so the smell isn't my fault either...----- no you are a bed of Roses:rolleyes:

And what's with the rats?----that rotten fishin Canadian has brought them across the border.

We don't have many of those here... We got snakes, gila monsters, lizards, pigeons (they make great dumplings), tarantulas, coyotes, roadrunners (beep, beep) and even the occassional field mouse, but no rats. --- who are you kiddin.:)

I don't know where you ladies are getting your info on me, but it doesn't seem very accurate. I hope you didn't pay much for it. ----

----Well you would not know what is going on since you had brain surgery to change your personality.

[srussell]

What brain surgery? Last thing I remember is making ammends with Carol (crops2dawn) and Marion calling a truce... How did my name start getting dragged throught the mud? again? Now Eye, is dissing me? What is this? The election? The movie SAW III, Manchurain Candidate, Wag the Dog? I have no idea what's goin on!!!!!!!!

[crops2dawn]

OMG Eye! You had me ROTFLMAOhttp://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/crops2dawn/xxrotflmao.gif

Way too Funny! ohhh Poor Steve, you got amnesia now!
I think we should incorporate the SAW III movie in here only if Steve gets Whacked in the end! hehehe

What is this? The election?
Steve, that was soooo yesterday! And your wify is a blabber mouth you should hear all the stuff she has said about you!

[Smile]

I see Russell or Steve that once again the "scrap pack" are trying to put the blame on you.In my investigation I have cleared your names. But I wouldn't out rule your wife in this matter.If she offers you a tea, let her taste it first.She was over heard saying"where theirs a will, i want to be in it".
New Clues........A letter has been found in Granny's mattress.........It states the following..........Aunt Marion, hate you, hate Kansas,taking the dog, signed ...........Dorothy..........:confused:

[crops2dawn]

Oh sure Smile...... What where you doing in Grannys Room????? Your not a detective.... You are a spy for granny, your not fooling me!::cool:

[*eng*]

OMG Eye! You had me ROTFLMAOhttp://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/crops2dawn/xxrotflmao.gif

Way too Funny! ohhh Poor Steve, you got amnesia now!
I think we should incorporate the SAW III movie in here only if Steve gets Whacked in the end! hehehe

Steve, that was soooo yesterday! And your wify is a blabber mouth you should hear all the stuff she has said about you!

Ooh spill please, what has Stve's wifey bin sayin';)

[cntrywoman72]

Im so staying out of this story line, im just the bar owner, I dont want rats, laced cookies or pretzels, or pepto pink stuff all over my bar. When I came in last night, i did however see something green and slimey from the boiler room in the basement. If I find anyone sneaking around my scrap bar after hours, you will be banned from kareoke. Ohh and the singing you hear is grannys voice. I recorded her one night so I could play it over and over to keep the rats away.

[Marion]

It states the following..........Aunt Marion, hate you, hate Kansas,taking the dog:

Does she know I have a Rottweiler!

[*eng*]

I see Russell or Steve that once again the "scrap pack" are trying to put the blame on you.In my investigation I have cleared your names. But I wouldn't out rule your wife in this matter.If she offers you a tea, let her taste it first.She was over heard saying"where theirs a will, i want to be in it".
New Clues........A letter has been found in Granny's mattress.........It states the following..........Aunt Marion, hate you, hate Kansas,taking the dog, signed ...........Dorothy..........:confused:

Dorothy:eek: :eek: fro the Wizard of Oz.......


Does she know I have a Rottweiler!

:eek: I'm on Marion's side

[crops2dawn]

Becca, the Bar sure does stink why don't you get some of Marions candles and oil and start burning them.
And what happened to Kim. Those dishes are as high as the ceiling! Get your gloves on girlfriend, you got lots of dishes to do.
And that Green Slimy Stuff from the boiler room is from Steve!!!!!!!!
He Wify told me.... that Steve has been messin around with some stuff to kill us all with. A mixture! I'm not sure of what, but she said it was green and slimy.

[*eng*]

Becca, the Bar sure does stink why don't you get some of Marions candles and oil and start burning them.
And what happened to Kim. Those dishes are as high as the ceiling! Get your gloves on girlfriend, you got lots of dishes to do.
And that Green Slimy Stuff from the boiler room is from Steve!!!!!!!!
He Wify told me.... that Steve has been messin around with some stuff to kill us all with. A mixture! I'm not sure of what, but she said it was green and slimy.

This is getting serious. Have we any police people on here. Can anyone make a citizen's arrest. I think that Smile's an imposter. We need to find some reinforcements and find someone who can make spells...then...job done!

[Mustava leik]

Goodness gracious me.. of all the threads on this forum this crazy funny one is growing fastest.. since I come last time it has many pages of craziness added.. we all need therapy for sure i thinks.
It took me a while to understand that this is like Days of our lives..I get it now! so i join in the drama of "Days of our scrappy lives"
we can make up untruths I see ( I do not like lies) but this is just funny stories is?We know all is in fun.
So I will tell some truths and some funny make out things and you or detective Smile will investigate me.. Just one thing I ask you please! Do not make fun of my name,,I have people laugh at me all my life for that.not funny anymore! But my maiden name was just as hard to bear!
I was born in India but my father died in accident when I was 6 year old .My Indian mother re married when I was 10 to english man.. He very nice step father to me. I live in UK now and married to English man too.

[Granny]

This is your typical soap opera.... No body is guilty of anything but the announcer. She get's blame for every thing. All I did was to borrow... Well, ok, appropiated the darn bulldozer for a quick run, to opne the blasted hole, to put the confounded Crops in it, to finally get some peace and quiet, to give that louzy old dementic amnisiac Steve a rest from his tormentor Crops, to air my sagging old mattress, and I follow Marion's directions to the letter... well, ok, alpha, and what do I get for all my troubles.

Every body and their mothers is blaming me!!!! Me!!!! Quiet, unassuming, adorable, cute, lovable, shy, humble, helpful little me!

It's a communist plot, follows me every where I go! :eek:

Granny...:confused:

And now a word from our sponsors: If you don't buy and use our Peptobysmall.... May the flees of a thousand camels land on your water bed tonight!!!!!

[Marion]

Quiet, unassuming, adorable, cute, lovable, shy, humble, helpful little me!



Yea right!!!!!

[Granny]

Mustava... Jump right in, I need all the help I can get. But...........

Don't you dare change the name of this drama.... It's "Days of our Scraps"! Get a grip, woman. :eek:

Granny :D

[cntrywoman72]

I thought it goes...
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and your arms be too short to scratch? oh well, however it goes, I like yours too, but I have no water bed so Im safe. As for that green stuff leaking from the boiler room, STEVE clean it up and get your chem lab out of my basement! Im closing the bar down for a couple day and putting an extermination tent over it to kill the rats. eng, please dont sleep behind the counter, the fumes will get ya, then ill have to get a new bouncer. If we are lucky, the extermination will kill the vermin and wont blow up my bar!!!!

[Moonbeam]

Mustava... Jump right in, I need all the help I can get. But...........

Don't you dare change the name of this drama.... It's "Days of our Scraps"! Get a grip, woman. :eek:

Granny :D

you are a very bossy to this poor dear newbie.... Dont take any notice of her Mustava... Noone else does.You call it what you like ( and call her what you like as well)

[crops2dawn]

See it doesn't take granny long to start on somebody else, Poor Mustava just joined in and already your down her back! Telling her to get a grip! I think you are a mean old lady who everybody is afraid of. But guess what I'm not afraid!!!!!!!!!!! Get that bulldozer and dig yourself a hole! And Mustava don't listen to Granny she has alot of problems! You know, like she's a physco or something, Must have split personallities, one minute she is nice to ya the next she'll stab ya! hehehehe So be careful, and I'm not lying:D :D

[Mustava leik]

Thank you Moonbeam - I will remeber this I know LOL
Now Granma I tell you about the days of my scraps.. when I was little girl my fathers name was John Singh and my mother was Hai Singh .I am oldest of 2 children .I have Brother Longh and my name Mustava. was ok for my father- he was John Singh
but my mother and us was
Hai Sigh
Longh Singh
Mustava Singh
we all get laughed at for our names because of how they sound in English.. Language difference can be cruel.

[Marion]

I am glad you have kept your sense of humor Mustava:)

Marion

[Smile]

I have checked you out Mustava and i am satisfied that you are on the good side of the law. I hope to sign you in as a Detective's helper. I will half to get back to you on that as I hear a large machine coming my way. Holy crap mat-man, its a bulldozer..........duck "eye" its Granny and she is headed right for you.........................and now over to you Moonbeam.............:eek:

[sacannon]

I thought it goes...
Im closing the bar down for a couple day and putting an extermination tent over it to kill the rats. eng, please dont sleep behind the counter, the fumes will get ya, then ill have to get a new bouncer. If we are lucky, the extermination will kill the vermin and wont blow up my bar!!!!

Oh sure! You warn Eng, but I fell asleep at the bar waiting for Eye. (I don't drink much and booze makes me sleepy). So now I wake up and these rodents are running around and it stinks in here. Luckily I still have a shovel to defend myself against these 4 legged creatures, I swear I just saw a 5 foot rat in the corner...or was it..... Eeeek, get me out of here!

[Granny]

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[jazzieal]

This is getting serious. Have we any police people on here. Can anyone make a citizen's arrest. I think that Smile's an imposter. We need to find some reinforcements and find someone who can make spells...then...job done!

Yep...Smile is definately not on the up and up..I just keep thinking she is one of Granny's other personalities..things just dont add up with her...I was gone for a long time and when I got back things have really took a turn...where is eye..and the bar closed with poor sacannon in there passed out from all the beer she drank..or did someone (maybe the evil Smile) put something in her drink..Marion has all those good smelling candles and things
and wont share them...and now she has her big dog guarding her from all the evil stuff going on..and whats this about Steve and the brain surgery and amnesia...I am so totally cornfused...gosh maybe its just me still suffering from that wonderful smelling stuff that had me ROTF..I need to shut up and take some tylenol..all that Vicks salve Ive had to put under my nose to mask that odor from Steve's house gave me a headache..

[Mustava leik]

I am glad you have kept your sense of humor Mustava:)

Marion

It is a bit hard to keep it when you Mustava Leak.
Did I tell you what my stepfathers name is .. so that when my mother re-married she gave me and my brother his sir name.
His name WAs Paul Holliday... Oh NO! so now I became Mustava Holliday and my Brother was Longh Holliday <sigh> more teasing for years but it only got worse ..I did not want to marry my dear husband although i love him much . Who would want to be Mustava Leik? Just as well my brothet no change his name too or he would be Longh Leik

[*eng*]

It is a bit hard to keep it when you Mustava Leak.
Did I tell you what my stepfathers name is .. so that when my mother re-married she gave me and my brother his sir name.
His name WAs Paul Holliday... Oh NO! so now I became Mustava Holliday and my Brother was Longh Holliday <sigh> more teasing for years but it only got worse ..I did not want to marry my dear husband although i love him much . Who would want to be Mustava Leik? Just as well my brothet no change his name too or he would be Longh Leik

You have come through the teasing shining. You could have so easily become withdrawn but instead share the very thing that you were taunted with and with such comical humour. Your a star. x

[eye]

l
What brain surgery? Last thing I remember is making ammends with Carol (crops2dawn) and Marion calling a truce... How did my name start getting dragged throught the mud? ----- sewer
again? yep again
Now Eye, is dissing me? --- Better then doing the other word after drinking to much
What is this? -----he does not even know his own mind
The election?---- Behind times you are
The movie SAW III,------ saw it 11
Manchurain Candidate,-----You only wish you were
Wag the Dog?--- In yourwildest dreams.
I have no idea what's goin on!!!!!!!!---------see I even have to repeat. You Had brain surgery:eek:
I hear Granny had been there when they did yoursurgery. she wanted a Labotomy done. We will see if she succeeded.

[Smile]

I have just received a special telegram from Agatha someone has used the word ..........oh I hate saying it..........all I can say is ,I will refer to it as a "we we" Don't worry Granny your second personality will get to the bottom of this! I smell vicks?????? Who ever you are never under any circumstances mix vicks with vitimix:rolleyes:

[eye]

I have just received a special telegram from Agatha someone has used the word ..........oh I hate saying it..........all I can say is ,I will refer to it as a "we we" Don't worry Granny your second personality will get to the bottom of this! I smell vicks?????? Who ever you are never under any circumstances mix vicks with vitimix:rolleyes:

So you smellin Canadian I see you are up early. I just in. That steeve has lost his noggin and you are being sneaky. Are you Really Granny:eek:

[eye]

Oh sure! You warn Eng, but I fell asleep at the bar waiting for Eye. (I don't drink much and booze makes me sleepy). So now I wake up and these rodents are running around and it stinks in here. Luckily I still have a shovel to defend myself against these 4 legged creatures, I swear I just saw a 5 foot rat in the corner...or was it..... Eeeek, get me out of here!

Sorry bud.I had a night shift. Doing two jobs one a bouncer and the other a nurse and this is how I found out about Steeve and his brain surgery.Thanks to you getting the shovels.Glad you are okay. Just be careful of the two sided granny. One who looks like the angel and the other is a stinkin rotten fishy pitrat from canada.We better get some gas mask. I see a cloud above the bar and it has a bad odor. So be careful.Get out of their. I called you on the cell phone but no answer. Take off:eek: before they get yah.

[Smile]

This special message for "Mustava"
"Eye" reports that a new nurse started at her hospital in the "Intensive Care Unit".Her name is" Picabo". She is not perimitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused too much confusion when she would answer saying....
"Picabo, ICU.":p

[eye]

This special message for "Mustava"
"Eye" reports that a new nurse started at her hospital in the "Intensive Care Unit".Her name is" Picabo". She is not perimitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused too much confusion when she would answer saying....
"Picabo, ICU.":p

How long did it take you to do this one:) Too funny. I knew you were a card short from a full deck.

[Moonbeam]

Hey Detective Smile.. I think you should investigate our new friend.. Mustava Leik...This is not for real!!! Is that you granny too?
Mustava Holiday
Mustava Leik
Longh Holiday and if she takes her brother anywhere she takes a longh leik

http://www.pinkcity.net/dil_cool_world/images/myemoticons/image362.gif
Mustava.. I think you should divorce your present husband and marry this guy I know whose name is Peter Wind..http://moonlight.gamerzunderground.com/smilies/rotfl.gif
you'd be
Mustava Wind http://www.pinkcity.net/dil_cool_world/images/myemoticons/image12.gif
so gimme a break... c'mon own up who ever this is!! strange how litle miss mustava appeared just after Smile hey! another one of Granny's multi personalities???

[cntrywoman72]

:eek: OMG, where is this story going!!!!!! I thought Ive seen it all as a barkeep but I really need to get out of the business! Good news, the exterminator said they killed all the rats and had to resusitate sacannon. They just didnt see her passed out on the floor. She looked a bit green, was it from the slime oozing from the boiler room, has it really gotten that bad? Im hiring a clean up crew, anyone up for the job? Bring own shovels for the rats, I know we all have one.

[sacannon]

"Sorry bud.I had a night shift. Doing two jobs one a bouncer and the other a nurse and this is how I found out about Steeve and his brain surgery.
Just be careful of the two sided granny. One who looks like the angel and the other is a stinkin rotten fishy pitrat from canada. We better get some gas mask. I see a cloud above the bar and it has a bad odor. So be careful.Get out of their. I called you on the cell phone but no answer. "

My cell phone went dead, I couldn't call for help but I did manage to get out of their, I kept swinging the shovel. What ever or who ever was in there must have been scared off. If you could find out about Steve in that hospital, why don't you check to see if there are any records on Granny. Let us know if she is schitzo, and just how many personalities does she have. Who knows maybe she is all the characters on "Days of our Scraps". I would ask Det. Smile, but everyone else thinks she is really Granny so I don't want to take a chance. By the way, are you Granny too???

[Smile]

Gas masks will be provided. There will be a duet by Granny and Smile...
More reports on "Days of Our Scraps"........Nurse "Eye" helps Patient into the bathroom when the patient says"Your not coming in here with me......This is only a one seater!!!:D

[juliehclark]

I must say - I have been part of my share of forums in the past - this is by far the most bizarre thread I have ever, EVER seen! :lol

[Smile]

Julie stay tooned ........It gets better or worse.........You choose:eek:

[crops2dawn]

Steve and his wife recently go to the doctors............Escorted into the doctor's examining room for their annual physicals, the doctor turned to Steve and said. "We'll need a stool sample and a urine sample". off course we all know that Steve is stone death, so to help out, his wife turned to him and said " HE WANTS YOUR UNDERWEAR"..............
That is way to funny!!!! Hey Smile aka Granny is that stone death or tone deaf??? and by the way Steve doesn't wear underwear!!

[srussell]

How you ladies have me in a hospital somewhere with complete memory loss, stone deaf, and handing over my underwear, I just don't know... :confused:

You know, all I really want to do is build templates ( but I can't even seem to do that right today - technical problems you really don't need to know about)

I must be easy fodder... :D

[*eng*]

Doesn't look good for you Steve! I'd be careful there's a lot of funny business going on:D

[Smile]

I can't let this one pass..........."Crops" How do you know that Steve doesn't wear any underwear............:eek: Now back to Granny Bismol..........Hit it Granny

[*eng*]

I can't let this one pass..........."Crops" How do you know that Steve doesn't wear any underwear............:eek: Now back to Granny Bismol..........Hit it Granny


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek

[crops2dawn]

I knew someone would say that! But remember yesterday I was sitting with Steve's wify???? Yeppers, she blabbed away as I thought! She is the who told me.... that and much much more.:eek: :eek:

[eye]

How you ladies have me in a hospital somewhere with complete memory loss, stone deaf, -----Perhaps it is not the surgery but a touch of senility
and handing over my underwear,--- you are easy

I just don't know... Well hello is anyone in their :confused:

You know, all I really want to do is build templates ( but I can't even seem to do that right today - technical problems you really don't need to know about)----- yeah your wify said you have ot been the same since you left the Hospital.

I must be easy fodder... -----Bingo what was your first clue and Where's your sign:D
I will ahve to check your file

[Linda]

Quick! Somebody needs to check on Granny! Me thinks she has had too much vegemite! Have you looked at her prices on a couple of her items in the store? Poor Granny, she's lost it! Somebody has to help her!

[*eng*]

Quick! Somebody needs to check on Granny! Me thinks she has had too much vegemite! Have you looked at her prices on a couple of her items in the store? Poor Granny, she's lost it! Somebody has to help her!


Yep cut price Granny, though it's hardly surprising she's having to cut herself into so many bits. She'll be committed soon. 'Granny Mustava Smile'

[crops2dawn]

'Granny Mustava Smile'

Oh man, now granny is 3 people!!! When will this end? Maybe Granny wants her own soap opera starring.... GRANNY< GRANNY >GRANNY. Granny...there are alot of normal people here to talk to, you don't have to keep making up people! Ok well maybe they are not normal, but stop it! I'm getting confused again!

[Granny]

Oh, give me a brake, I put the prices that high because there are so many of me to support, I have to make the extra money. Plussssssssssss, all that stuff you see in those there packages take a long time to make, you neennies!

But, in the interest of self preservation, I asked the powers that be to put the price down. I know you're all a bunch of penny pinching, cheap skates!!!! :p

On the other hand, it was not me that was in that mental institution, it was my brother, and they gave him 32 electro shocks, cause he was a conciencious objector. He was only 17 years old and left his post and rifle. They court martialled him. Ended that in that communist prison, and the rest is history. He is now with us here in the states, lunier than me! (true story folks).

But, I agree with Moonbeam, there is something fishy about Mustava.... Who really lurks behind that name? Did Steve get the enema before or after the frontal lobatomy? Is Pikabo still in ICU?

Stay tune for our next episode of "Days of our Scraps"....

Granny Mustava Drink. :rolleyes:

[eye]

I hear Granny is still under the spell of That rorren Canadian Dec. smile. What is it that she has on Granny. I am starting to believe they are the same. first clue is they are both are witty and they both ramble from the mouth.They are both sneaky and shifty and never on at the same time.Anyone feel the same:D

[Mustava leik]

This not very fair to accuse me of being someone else and making fun of my name..again I am in pain after all years of cruel taunts
Do you peoples know you Mustava proof befoor saying such things.
and you Mustava kindness towards other peoples even if they got funny names. I am never going to that bar with you even though I Mustava drink now..I will drink alone.
If you Detective Smile so smart you Mustava time to prove I am not me.I am innocent until proven guily I Mustava justice

[crops2dawn]

I am never going to that bar with you even though I Mustava drink now..I will drink alone.
You Mustava drink alot alone huh?;)

[Marion]

This not very fair to accuse me of being someone else and making fun of my name..again I am in pain after all years of cruel taunts
Do you peoples know you Mustava proof befoor saying such things.
and you Mustava kindness towards other peoples even if they got funny names. I am never going to that bar with you even though I Mustava drink now..I will drink alone.
If you Detective Smile so smart you Mustava time to prove I am not me.I am innocent until proven guily I Mustava justice

Love your sense of humor, You mustava had a lot of practice joking around.
You mustava drink with me sometime! We could really have fun together!

Marion:)

[jazzieal]

I tried to tell you all a long time ago that Granny had that split personality disease and that granny was the dominate personality and only let smile out
every once in awhile..now heaven only knows how many people she has in there with her..makes you kinda scared to see what the evil ones in Granny are going to do to us next...everyone just be on your toes and keep your eyes and ears open...:eek:

[*eng*]

Now I get it it.....Granny's a skitz o thingy. Lordy me that's dangerous.....Granny's dangerous ......ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunn!:eek:

[crops2dawn]

Oh, give me a brake,

Here ya go, it's a brake!!!!
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/crops2dawn/brake.jpg

[eye]

wow your name has potential. So we want you on our side. Be leary of Granny and Smile and her brother Steeve as they may want you. Once you join them then watch out as we are at war:eek: So I hope you stay with the sane side and not join the insane.We Mustava have you on our side.:D

[*eng*]

Hmmm...this thread is becoming very suspicious.....I don't know who r the good guys and who r the bad guys........oh and who are just plain mad:D

[sacannon]

I think granny's been snooping around my place. I found this bottle with dried up pink stuff in it. If it was her, she must have been saving pepto for a long time. This is a real old bottle!!

[eye]

I am on backshift tonight at the hospital. It is a great time to get into files and no one will know. There is a red file on Granny and I got to get it. will fill you in in the morning when I get home. stay tune at 630 a. m. Nova Scotian time..:)

[eye]

I think granny's been snooping around my place. I found this bottle with dried up pink stuff in it. If it was her, she must have been saving pepto for a long time. This is a real old bottle!!

Keep an eye out as I am off to work. Do not let them get you.Carry your shovel at all times. It is the only weapon that ca be used in many ways.:)

[Moonbeam]

The plot thickens...who is the bad guy and who are the gooddies?
I Mustava feeling that frome Mustava's response I was right... she is a fake ..she Mustava reasons but it makes you realize that what you see on the internet is not always what you get!
If Mustava is someone else from here ( someones "other" personality) then how do we know that EYE isnt all ears?
How do we know that Crops2Dawn really doesn't just crop til midnight?
How to we know that SMILE isn't really frowning and scheming an evil plan?
How do we know that SACONNON isn't really a cannon in the state of SA where I live?She could go off at any moment. She could be a loose cannon?
How do we know ENG is really from ENGland?
How do we know that Moonbeam really shines at night?
and Steve Russell - how do we know he's not really a girl? HEY!! HE could be MUSTAVA ..... He said I Mustava my own store!! and he got it!!
I tell you you cant trust anyone these days.. C'mon Mustava.. who are you? Granny, Eng or Steve?

[*eng*]

:eek: the truth plz

[crops2dawn]

OH Moonbeam, You are on the ball today! Sooo Witty and Funny!!!!
Ok I CONFESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never crop to dawn, I tried but this brain and body just wouldn't let me! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!!!! But I am not a Mustava! Thankgoda! hehehehe Please investigate more we need to know!
Steve a girl????????? I'll have to check that out!!! BBL

[*eng*]

The plot thickens...who is the bad guy and who are the gooddies?
I Mustava feeling that frome Mustava's response I was right... she is a fake ..she Mustava reasons but it makes you realize that what you see on the internet is not always what you get!
If Mustava is someone else from here ( someones "other" personality) then how do we know that EYE isnt all ears?
How do we know that Crops2Dawn really doesn't just crop til midnight?
How to we know that SMILE isn't really frowning and scheming an evil plan?
How do we know that SACONNON isn't really a cannon in the state of SA where I live?She could go off at any moment. She could be a loose cannon?
How do we know ENG is really from ENGland?
How do we know that Moonbeam really shines at night?
and Steve Russell - how do we know he's not really a girl? HEY!! HE could be MUSTAVA ..... He said I Mustava my own store!! and he got it!!
I tell you you cant trust anyone these days.. C'mon Mustava.. who are you? Granny, Eng or Steve?

Yes *eng* is from England grrrrr.....but it is pronounced e for elephant (name not size!) followed by ng as in ing (land) so = e..ng not i..ng. Eazzeee!!!

[*eng*]

Luvz u really Moonbeam:D

[Granny]

Thankgodda I don't hava Moonbana here, or I would die. My sides hurt so much from laughing, I can hardly breath. It's a good thing I gotta several of me to help me laugh.

You all nuttas Mustava get a grippada on yourselves! This is a serious, dramatic drama. We are supposed to be crying the blues about something or other, you nuts! Get serious!

Now a word from our sponsors....

You Mustava Pystobysmall in your medicine cabinet, or Eye will hit you on the head with a shovala!

Granny the Announcer! :p

[crops2dawn]

Hey Granny YOU ARE A HOOT!!!!!!!!!!!! or whoever you are!
And for any of to cry somebody has to get killed off! And it aint gonna be me! It's always better to get rid of a newcomer, that way no body really knows them and it won't hurt so much. So whose it going to be??? I mustava know soon!

[jazzieal]

Please dont kill me off I mustava home :(

[Marion]

Hey You Guys!!!

Lay off Mustava, leave her alone! She has been picked on enough already all her life. She is not going to want to come back!
Behave yourselfs and try and think of something creative to do with your own names!:D

Marion

[Granny]

Granny... Grannuja.... Grandeur.... Grandiose...Granite.....

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh, no fun. Let me see.....

Mustava Money, Mustave Good Looks, Mustava Sense of Humor, Mustave Taco Bell....

Oh, yeah, baby, I'm on a roll here!!!!!:p

Granny :D

[jazzieal]

I think granny's been snooping around my place. I found this bottle with dried up pink stuff in it. If it was her, she must have been saving pepto for a long time. This is a real old bottle!!

WOW just what is Granny's age????????????????? She mustava had some of that expensive plastic surgery cuz she doesnt look that OLD but beware sacannon..moonbean is thinking you may have a real cannon to blast us all with..you know what happens when a thought gets voiced around here..

[sacannon]

Hmmm.... :rolleyes: :D

[Moonbeam]

Hey You Guys!!!

Lay off Mustava, leave her alone! She has been picked on enough already all her life. She is not going to want to come back!
Behave yourselfs and try and think of something creative to do with your own names!:D

Marion

Hey Marion have you read ALL mustavas posts? I swear she wanted to make an issue of her name.. That IS ALL she has talked about every post!
and NO one on this earth could have a whole family of such hilarious names and the re marry thing from Mustava sing to mustava holiday to mustava leik .. Yeah right!! I' stake my life on it from her response she is one of us right here just scripting this into the saga. She's not for real and we h ave to flush her out ( Or him if it's our little Stevie wonder)
I MUstava heart and would not dare to say such things if i wasnt sure this is a hoax for fun... so c'mon and own up we MUSTAVA answer.

[Moonbeam]

My sides hurt so much from laughing, I can hardly breath. It's a good thing I gotta several of me to help me laugh.

You all nuttas Mustava get a grippada on yourselves! This is a serious, dramatic drama. We are supposed to be crying the blues about something or other, you nuts! Get serious!


Granny the Announcer! :p

MMmmmmmmmmm?? you have me wondering now Granny if Mustava really is you... Can you get Smile to do some detective questioning around the place to trip her up and expose the villain.

[*eng*]

Hmmmm........mustava investigation

[jazzieal]

MMmmmmmmmmm?? you have me wondering now Granny if Mustava really is you... Can you get Smile to do some detective questioning around the place to trip her up and expose the villain.

But what if Smile is really one of Grannys personalitites coming out... her investigation won't tell us anything and we mustava the truth :confused:

[*eng*]

But what if Smile is really one of Grannys personalitites coming out... her investigation won't tell us anything and we mustava the truth :confused:

Typical soap.....we are beginning to be unable to seperate soapland from reality......or is it the other way around:confused: :eek:

[Mustava leik]

I can't let this one pass..........."Crops" How do you know that Steve doesn't wear any underwear............:eek: Now back to Granny Bismol..........Hit it Granny
Granny!!! Mustava bit of decorum please

[Mustava leik]

Hey Granny YOU ARE A HOOT!!!!!!!!!!!! or whoever you are!
And for any of to cry somebody has to get killed off! And it aint gonna be me! It's always better to get rid of a newcomer, that way no body really knows them and it won't hurt so much. So whose it going to be??? I mustava know soon!
You Mustava better story line since I came here so how could you write me out of the script?Mustava better idea please for me. IS Ok for you craps2dawn to say "It wont hurt so much" Selfish script planner you be - It hurt ME very much to kill me off!! Mustava mercy on newcomer please.

and please what is a "Hoot"? Is that like Robin Hoot?
It seems like you are getting suspicious of who me is? Come see if you can get me - you all Mustava bit of idea who is behind this masquerade?
Maybe you Mustava CRY becaude you frustrated and can not capture who Is me? It would be saddest of stories if all you peoples cannot catch me out - very sad ending. so you mustava try

[Moonbeam]

OK you little ratbag! You're in trouble now - we're after you. You Mustava insurance because when we find out who you are youre gonna need it! So I'm getting the wax outa my ears http://www.pinkcity.net/dil_cool_world/images/myemoticons/image386.gif so i can hear everything you say..I will pick up a clue here and there
I already KNow you cannot be Granny's alter ego - you slipped up - we can see you are from the UK
http://moonlight.gamerzunderground.com/smilies/yeahthat.gif
So OK Guys .. who on here is from the uK? Aaah Ha! it's ENG!!!
C'mon ENG fess up now!

[Smile]

I have received the profile on "Mustava" as follows..............
Born-U-O-K
Sex- Male or female
Size- Adult
Colour eyes- Green and red (after one drink of vitimix)
Hair- not her own
Teeth- belong to fifth husband
Height- four feet and shrinking
Weight-Well..........we won't go there
Personilaty-Tends to stretch the truth as she see's it
Career-Ex Bowler............................................ .................
Now back to you Granny.............

[Smile]

There has been a murder.....I repeat, there has been a murder............One of you'sss is gone. Late last night I was once again called to Beech's Bar. There were three witness's who saw from the bar window, a woman shot with a shovel. Then draged into the trunk of a pickup. When I investigated out side, I found traces of a food that the lab has identified as "Dulse". Find where this comes from and we have our killer.Also find out who ,from the group ,doesn't show on line with in the next 24 hours............Now back to Granny ...........if she shows up within 24 hours........:eek: :eek:

[eye]

well I able it to work and a long 12 hours but when my co-worker left the floor I found the key and opened the filing cabinet.Their was that darn red file and a bottle of veg. as well as a bottle of peptogas.:eek: Thank goodness I was all dresed for isolation and the mask saved me.The other nurse came back but the stuff was too much and :rolleyes: she passed out and that gave me time. Here is what is written. Granny from days of Our scraps has had plastic surgery. They had made a few pouches on her body so she could sneak veg. and pepto. into the country. We now know how she did it. It also states that during the surgery she fell off the table and had some servere brain damage. It also says she was nice before the surgery and now she developed a mustava split personalities.She was uncontrollable that they shipped her back to her own country after she ploted to spread veg. in the fish.Perhaps Dec.Smile has met granny through the fishing imports.Or perhaps she is a split decoy from granny's personality.I mustava get more info.Is the Bar cleaned and ready for us.

[eye]

There has been a murder.....I repeat, there has been a murder............One of you'sss is gone. Late last night I was once again called to Beech's Bar. There were three witness's who saw from the bar window, a woman shot with a shovel. Then draged into the trunk of a pickup. When I investigated out side, I found traces of a food that the lab has identified as "Dulse". Find where this comes from and we have our killer.Also find out who ,from the group ,doesn't show on line with in the next 24 hours............Now back to Granny ...........if she shows up within 24 hours........:eek: :eek:


Oh my who has been murdered and the killer has dulse. Perhaps I was right from the start Smiles . I warned them all not to trust you. I hear down your way you eat dulse.I knew you were a stinkin rotten fishy Canadian and they have dulse.I also hear you lived in an igloo and now that you are here:rolleyes: you are makin a fortune.

[Moonbeam]

I have received the profile on "Mustava" as follows..............
Born-U-O-K
If shes fictional then she wasnt born - she doesnt exist so scrap that clue
Sex- Male or female
Thats really narrowed it down .. were getting close now
Size- Adult
Not necessarily - we could have a midget in our midst
Colour eyes- Green and red (after one drink of vitimix)http://www.pinkcity.net/dil_cool_world/images/myemoticons/image13.gif

Hair- not her own
Now! here's a line of investigation to focus on Detective Smile because if it is not her own then it is someone elses and if you find out who lent it to her and who her friend is then they will tell you who she is if you ask nicely http://www.gosmiley.com/frowning/smiley17e.gif
Teeth- belong to fifth husband http://moonlight.gamerzunderground.com/smilies/huh2.gif She said shes only been married once so I wonder what the others names were... combined with Mustava it must have been too terrible to tell!

Height- four feet and shrinking
No, I think she has probaly only got 2 feet like the rest of us
Weight-Well..........we won't go there
She sounds extremely heavy to me
Personilaty-Tends to stretch the truth as she see's it
Career-Ex Bowler............................................ .................LOL she's got us "stumped"Now back to you Granny.............
I'm going to be checking the times of posts too! who is on and all that so look out Mustava , Cause I mustava answer

[Smile]

Sitting at Beech's Bar are Moonbeam,Crops and Eye. They each buy a pint of beer. Just as they were about to injoy a drink, three flys landed in each of the pints and were stuck in the foam of the beer.Moonbeam pushed her beer away in desgust. Crops fished the fly out of her beer and continued drinking.
Eye too, picked the fly out of her's, held it over her glass and then started yelling "SPIT IT OUT,SPIT IT OUT"!!!:D

[sacannon]

Eye too, picked the fly out of her's, held it over her glass and then started yelling "SPIT IT OUT,SPIT IT OUT"!!!:D



:eek: Eye, you lush. You can even spare a little sip to the poor fly!