Finally I had sawed through........man that felt good. I could have gone to a lumber camp by then. Well off I go draging this tree behind me. When I get to the door this little five foot tree had apparently grown....taller and fatter...Oh well I thought I can size it down some. The poor tree...I think I could hear it shivering.....I had my new and improved tree stand ready for the sitting up. What I didn't realize was that I had cut the trunk quite slanted. But I had a plan. I found a couple of pairs of my husbands old undies and stuffed them underneath the trunk to try and ballance it out. There , not bad I was thinking. Then I began to smell this odd smell........I know it couldn't have been the underwear because they were clean...I think.........Well when I went out into the kitchen I found out just what the smell was. I had drug this tree across the field and back yard and across my dog's droppings that my husband was suppose to have cleaned up.........So not only do I have this lovely fresh tree but it also has its own frest sent....I GIVE UP.....
Christmas trees and me continued:
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(slapping my thigh and lol) I can't believe you actually got the stand on it and it actually stands up! Just leave it outside in the stand for a couple days. It'll dry and you can just shake it off! The little bit of smell that will be left will keep the cats away from your decorations. LOL!!!Melanie
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Poor Fred, I can't wait to hear what he says when he goes for his undies....hahahahaha, I bet they were his favorite too...LOL Just get a can of pine and spray the tree, if that doesnt work, your up sh!ts creek....lol
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Oh Smiles what a story teller you are..loved it and I sure needed that big laugh today...thanks for sharing..love yaMy Buddy's Are Crops2dawn, Sue, Eye, Eng, Smiley, Kimbob, PKDoll and Autistic Wonder
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