View Full Version : Christmas trees and me continued:

12-16-2008, 06:03 AM
Finally I had sawed through........man that felt good. I could have gone to a lumber camp by then. Well off I go draging this tree behind me. When I get to the door this little five foot tree had apparently grown....taller and fatter...:eek:Oh well I thought I can size it down some. The poor tree...I think I could hear it shivering.....I had my new and improved tree stand ready for the sitting up. What I didn't realize was that I had cut the trunk quite slanted. But I had a plan. I found a couple of pairs of my husbands old undies and stuffed them underneath the trunk to try and ballance it out. There , not bad I was thinking. Then I began to smell this odd smell....:eek:....I know it couldn't have been the underwear because they were clean...I think.........Well when I went out into the kitchen I found out just what the smell was. I had drug this tree across the field and back yard and across my dog's droppings that my husband was suppose to have cleaned up.....:eek:....So not only do I have this lovely fresh tree but it also has its own frest sent....I GIVE UP.....:eek:

12-16-2008, 06:17 AM
By now, I am rolling on the floor laughing, Oh Smile, that smell, ugh!!

12-16-2008, 08:19 AM
oh smiles


12-16-2008, 08:58 AM
(slapping my thigh and lol) I can't believe you actually got the stand on it and it actually stands up! Just leave it outside in the stand for a couple days. It'll dry and you can just shake it off! The little bit of smell that will be left will keep the cats away from your decorations. LOL!!!

12-16-2008, 10:06 AM
Smile you just about had me hollering for granny to share the depends. Thank goodness I use an artifical tree. I at least get too choose the scent I want.

12-16-2008, 11:17 AM
Smile, this could only happen to you my friend! Thanks for the stitch in my side from laughing so hard.:D

12-16-2008, 11:22 AM
Gracious!! TOO FUNNY!! You sure know how to live life!!

12-16-2008, 11:28 AM
rofl! oh Smile, . . . . you are so funny! my sides hurt from laughing! poor girl! ;)

12-16-2008, 12:46 PM
ROTFL....if I'd done that my underwear would no longer have been clean after discovering that! :)

12-16-2008, 01:29 PM
Only Smile could come up with this story! LMAO!

12-16-2008, 03:14 PM
cracking up.....i think i am going to pass out......sooooooooo funny

12-16-2008, 05:53 PM
Poor Fred, I can't wait to hear what he says when he goes for his undies....hahahahaha, I bet they were his favorite too...LOL Just get a can of pine and spray the tree, if that doesnt work, your up sh!ts creek....lol

12-16-2008, 10:03 PM
I think you should write a comedy....This is some funny stuff...LOL

12-16-2008, 11:25 PM
You have just made my day Smile - too bad there was no video you could have sent it to The Worlds Funniest Videos Show and I am sure it would have been a WINNER. thanks for the laugh:D:D xxx

12-17-2008, 10:19 AM
Oh Smiles what a story teller you are..loved it and I sure needed that big laugh today...thanks for sharing..love ya

12-17-2008, 12:34 PM
Very funny, keep us updated. (this can't possibly be the end of this story yet)

12-17-2008, 04:40 PM
well lets just say you may as well start a tree farm.Two in the collection so far.Here I thought the smell was because you were a stinking rotten Canadian.:D.Did yah throw the tree over where the other was.Hang Hubba on it as a tree top.:D

12-17-2008, 08:43 PM
Smile--you are killing me here!!!! I haven't laughed this hard since last year with your flying saucer story!!!! OMG!!! I may have to change my undies!!!

12-17-2008, 08:49 PM
Doll... ya gotta put on panties to change them.....bwahahaha

12-17-2008, 09:29 PM
Doll... ya gotta put on panties to change them.....bwahahaha

I don't know about you crops as it's so darn cold here I wouldn't even dare forget mine.

12-17-2008, 10:02 PM
We want more ! We want more!!!!

12-18-2008, 02:00 AM
I can't stand it anymore!! LOL, It's 4:00 in the morning right now and after all of this dog doo and all and reading something about a flying saucer, I had to go back and read that and thought I'd just about fall out of my chair laughing so hard!! Smile, your Christmases are priceless!! My sides are killing me!!! Too funny!

12-18-2008, 08:37 PM
Hey Smile...THANX!:D

12-19-2008, 05:47 AM
I went to see Loie and I got her good.I walked in and said what is that smell:Dhe he

12-19-2008, 09:01 AM
I went to see Loie and I got her good.I walked in and said what is that smell:Dhe he

Good one Eye, LOVE it!!! Wish I could have seen her face!